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ACT
ONE
SCENE:
The studio-apartment of MARION
FROUDE in an old fashioned studio
building in West 57th St., New York. A great, cavernous room
expressing in its polyglot furnishings the artistic patois
of the various landlords who have sublet this apartment to
wandering tenants like MARION FROUDE.
The styles range from medieval Florence to contemporary
Grand Rapids; on a movable raised platform in the center is
a papal throne chair in red velvet and gold fringes. Not far
from it is an ordinary American kitchen chair. The hanging
lamp which sheds a mellow light over a French Empire sofa is
filigreed copper Byzantine. Another and longer sofa across
the room against the grand piano is in soft green velvet and
has the gentility of a polite Park Avenue drawing room.
Under the stairs, rear, which go up to MARION'S
bedroom, are stacks of her canvases. There is a quite fine
wood carving of a Madonna which seems to be centuries old
and in the wall spaces looking at audience are great, dim
canvases—copies by some former tenant
left probably in lieu
of rent—of Sargent's Lord Ribblesdale and Mme. X.
Whether it is due
to the amenable spirit of the present
incumbent or because they are relaxed in the democracy of
art, these oddments of the creative spirit do not suggest
disharmony. The room is warm, musty, with restful shadows
and limpid lights. The enormous leaded window on the right,
though some of its members are patched and cracked, gleams
in the descending twilight with an opalescent light; even
the copper cylinder of the fire extinguisher and its
attendant axe, visible in the hall, seem to be not so much
implements against calamity, as amusing museum-bits
cherished from an earlier time. Every school is represented
here except the modern. The studio has the mellowness of
anachronism.
There is a door
up-stage left leading to the kitchen and
MINNIE'S bedroom door, center,
under the stairs leads into hall-way. A door on the stair
landing, center, leads to MINNIE'S
bedroom.
TIME: About five o'clock of an
afternoon in November.
AT RISE: RICHARD
KURT is finishing a nervous
cigarette. He has the essential audacity which comes from
having seen the worst happen, from having endured the
keenest pain. He has the hardness of one who knows that he
can be devastated by pity, the bitterness which comes from
having seen, in early youth, justice thwarted and tears
unavailing, the self reliance which comes from having seen
everything go in a disordered world save one, stubborn,
unyielding core of belief—at everything else he laughs, in
this alone he trusts. He has the intensity of the fanatic
and the carelessness of the vagabond. He goes to the door
from the hall and calls.
KURT—Say, you, hello there—what's your name? [MINNIE,
Marion Froude's inseparable maid, a German woman of about
fifty, comes in. She is indignant at being thus summarily
summoned, and by a stranger.]
MINNIE—[With dignity.] My name iss Minnie if you
please.
KURT—What time did Miss Froude go out?
MINNIE—About two o'clock.
KURT—It's nearly five now. She should be home shouldn't she?
MINNIE—She said she vas coming home to tea and that iss all I
know.
KURT—[Grimly.] I know. She invited me to tea. . . .
Where did she go to lunch?
MINNIE—[Acidly.] That I do not know.
KURT—Did someone call for her or did she go out alone? I have
a reason for asking.
MINNIE—She went out alone. Any more questions?
KURT—No. I see there's no point in asking you questions.
MINNIE—Denn vy do you ask dem? [The door-bell rings. MINNIE
throws up her hands in despair. She goes out muttering:
"Ach Gott". KURT is rather
amused at her. He lights another cigarette. Sounds of
vociferous greeting outside. "Ach mein lieber Herr Feydak. .
. ." MELCHIOR FEYDAK,
the Austrian composer, comes in. He is forty-five, tall,
hook-nosed, thin-faced, a humorist with a rather sad face.]
FEYDAK—Nun, Minnie, und vo is die schlechte. . . .? [MINNIE
makes a sign to him not to disclose their free-masonry in
the presence of strangers. She is cautious. . . .] Not
home yet, eh Minnie? Where is she? Well—well. How do they
say—gallivanting—I love that word—gallivanting as usual.
Well, I'll wait. It's humiliating—but I'll wait. Chilly! Brr! I don't mind so much being cold in London or Vienna. I
expect it. But I can't stand it in New York. [He warms
himself before fire.] And who is this young man?
MINNIE—[Shortly.] Ich weiss nicht! . . . Er hat alle
fünf minuten gefragt wo sie ist—[She goes out.]
FEYDAK—You've offended Minnie I can see that.
KURT—That's just too bad!
FEYDAK—We all tremble before Minnie. . . . Been waiting long?
KURT—Over half an hour!
FEYDAK—Extraordinary thing—ever since I've known Marion
there's always been someone waiting for her. There are two
kinds of people in one's life—people whom one keeps
waiting—and the people for whom one waits. . . .
KURT—Is that an epigram?
FEYDAK—Do you object to epigrams?
KURT—[With some pride.] I despise epigrams.
FEYDAK—[Tolerantly sizing KURT
up.] Hm! Friend of Miss Froude's?
KURT—Not at all.
FEYDAK—That at least is no cause for pride.
KURT—I just don't happen to be that's all.
FEYDAK—I commiserate you.
KURT—I despise gallantry also.
FEYDAK—[Lightly.] And I thought Americans were so
sentimental. . . .
KURT—And, together with other forms of glibness, I loathe
generalization. . . .
FEYDAK—[Drily.] Young man, we have a great deal in
common.
KURT—Also, there is a faint flavor of condescension in the
way you say "young man" for which I don't really care. . . .
FEYDAK—[Delighted and encouraging him to go on.] What
about me do you like? There must be something.
KURT—If I were that kind your question would embarrass me.
FEYDAK—[Very pleased.] Good for Marion!
KURT—Why do you say that?
FEYDAK—She always had a knack for picking up originals!
KURT—You are under a misapprehension. Miss Froude did not
pick me up. I picked her up. [FEYDAK
stares at him. This does shock him.] I wrote Miss Froude
a letter—a business-letter. She answered and gave me an
appointment for four-thirty. It is now after five. She has
taken a half-hour out of my life. . . .
FEYDAK—I gather that fragment of time has great value. . . .
KURT—She has shortened my life by thirty minutes. God, how I
hate Bohemians!
FEYDAK—[Innocently.] Are you by any chance—an
Evangelist?
KURT—I am—for the moment—a business-man. I'm not here to
hold hands or drink tea. I'm here on business. My presence
here is a favor to Miss Froude and likely to bring her a
handsome profit. . . .
FEYDAK—Profit! Ah! That accounts for her being late.
KURT—[Sceptically.] You despise profit I suppose! Are
you—by any chance—old-world?
FEYDAK—Young man, your technique is entirely wasted on me. .
. .
KURT—Technique! What are you talking about?
FEYDAK—When I was a young man—before I achieved any sort of
success—I was rude on principle. Deliberately rude and
extravagantly bitter in order to make impression. When it is
no longer necessary for you to wait around for people in
order to do them favors you'll mellow down I assure you.
KURT—[Fiercely, he has been touched.] You think so, do
you! That's where you're mistaken! I'm rude now. When I'm
successful I'll be murderous!
FEYDAK—[Genially.] More power to you! But I've never
seen it happen yet. Success is the great muffler! Not an
epigram I hope. If it is—forgive me. [A moment's pause.
KURT studies him while FEYDAK
crosses to stove and warms his hands.]
KURT—I know you from somewhere. It's very tantalizing.
FEYDAK—I don't think so. I have only just arrived in this
country. . . .
KURT—Still I know you—I'm sure—I've seen you somewhere. . .
.
FEYDAK—[Understanding the familiarity.] Maybe you know
Miss Froude's portrait of me. . . .
KURT—[Doubtfully.] Yes—maybe that's it . . . may I
ask. . . .?
FEYDAK—Certainly. My name is Feydak.
KURT—The composer?
FEYDAK—[Drily.] Yes. . . .
KURT—I thought he was dead. . . .
FEYDAK—That is true. But I hope you won't tell anyone—for I
am his ghost. . . .
KURT—[Putting this down for Continental humor and
genuinely contrite.] Forgive
me. . . .
FEYDAK—But why?
KURT—If you really are Feydak the composer—I have the most
enormous admiration for you. I worship music above
everything.
FEYDAK—[Slightly bored.] Go on. . . .
KURT—I read in the paper—you're on your way to Hollywood. .
. .
FEYDAK—Yes. I am on my way to Hollywood. . . .
KURT—In the new state men like you won't have to prostitute
themselves in
Hollywood. . . .
FEYDAK—Ah! A Utopian!
KURT—Yes. You use the word as a term of contempt. Why? Every
artist is a Utopian. You must be very tired or you wouldn't
be so contemptuous of Utopians.
FEYDAK—[With a charming smile.] I am rather tired.
Old-world you would call it.
KURT—You can be anything you like. . . .
FEYDAK—[Satirically.] Thank you. . . .
KURT—You've written lovely music—I have a friend who plays
every note of it. I didn't see your operetta when it was
done here. . . . I didn't have the price . . . it was very
badly done though, I heard. . . .
FEYDAK—I must explain to you—you are under a
misapprehension. . . .
KURT—It was done here, wasn't it?
FEYDAK—Not about the operetta. You are under a
misapprehension—about me. I am a composer—but I didn't
write "Danubia". That was my brother, Victor Feydak.
You are right. He is dead. You are the first person I have
met in New York who even suspected it.
KURT—I'm sorry.
FEYDAK—Not at all. I am flattered. At home our identities
were never confused. Is this the well-known American
hospitality? It is, in some sort, compensation for his
death. . . . [KURT is embarrassed
and uncomfortable. It is part of his essential insecurity;
he is only really at home in protest. He wants to get out.]
KURT—I'm sorry—I. . . .
FEYDAK—[Easily.] But why?
KURT—I think I'll leave a note for Miss Froude—get that girl
in here will you?
FEYDAK—Let's have some tea—she's sure to be in any minute. .
. .
KURT—No, thanks. And you might tell her for me that if she
wants to see me about the matter I wrote her about she can
come to my office. . . . [MARION FROUDE
comes in. She is one of those women, the sight of whom on
Fifth Ave. where she has just been walking, causes
foreigners to exclaim enthusiastically that American women
are the most radiant in the world. She is tall, lithe,
indomitably alive. Unlike KURT,
the tears in things have warmed without scalding her; she
floats life like a dancer's scarf in perpetual enjoyment of
its colors and contours.]
MARION—[To KURT.] I'm so
sorry!
FEYDAK—[Coming toward her.] I don't believe a word of
it! [She is overjoyed at seeing FEYDAK.
She can't believe for a second that it is he. Then she
flies into his arms.]
MARION—Feydie! Oh Feydie I've been trying everywhere to reach
you—I can't believe it. . . . Feydie darling!
FEYDAK—[Severely.] Is this how you keep a business
appointment, Miss Froude?
MARION—How long have you waited? If I'd only known. . . . [Suddenly
conscious that KURT had waited
too.] Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.——
Mr.——. . .?
KURT—Kurt. Richard Kurt.
MARION—Oh, of course, Mr. Kurt. I say—could you
possibly—would it be too much trouble—could you come back?
FEYDAK—[Same tone.] This young man is here on
business. It is more important. I can wait. I'll come back.
MARION—No, no, Feydie—no, no. I can't wait for that. I'm
sure Mr. Kurt will understand. Mr. Feydak is an old friend
whom I haven't seen in ever so long. It isn't as if Mr. Kurt
were a regular business-man. . . .
FEYDAK—[Amused.] How do you know he isn't?
MARION—[Breathless with excitement.] I can tell. He's
not a bit like his letter. When I got your letter I was sure
you were jowley and you know—[She makes a gesture.]
convex. I'm sure, Feydie—whatever the business is—[To
KURT.] you did say you had some,
didn't you?—I'm sure it can wait. A half hour anyway. Can't
it wait a half hour? You see Feydie and I haven't seen each
other since. . . .
KURT—Vienna!
MARION—[Astonished.] Yes. How did you know?
KURT—It's always since Vienna that Bohemians haven't seen
each other, itsn't it? I'll be back in thirty minutes. [He
goes.]
MARION—What a singular young man!
FEYDAK—I've been having a very amusing talk with him.
Professional rebel I think. Well, my dear—you look
marvelous! [They take each other in.]
MARION—Isn't it wonderful. . . .
FEYDAK—It is nice! [They sit on sofa, MARION
left of FEYDAK.]
MARION—How long is it?
FEYDAK—Well, it's since. . . .
MARION—[Firmly.] Since Vicki died.
FEYDAK—That's right. I haven't seen you since.
MARION—Since that day—we walked behind him.
FEYDAK—Yes.
MARION—I felt I couldn't bear to stay on. I left for London
that night.
FEYDAK—Yes.
MARION—It's six years isn't it?
FEYDAK—Yes. Six years last June. [A pause.]
MARION—What's happened since then? Nothing. . . .
FEYDAK—How long have you been here?
MARION—Two weeks.
FEYDAK—Busy?
MARION—Not professionally, I'm afraid. People are
charming—they ask me to lunch and dinner and they're—"oh,
so interested"—but no commissions so far. And God, how I
need
it. . . .
FEYDAK—I'm surprised. I gathered you'd been very successful.
MARION—It's always sounded like it, hasn't it? The
impression, I believe, is due to the extreme notoriety of
some of my sitters. Oh, I've managed well enough up to
now—if I'd been more provident I dare say I could have put
a tidy bit by—but at the moment people don't seem in a mood
to have their portraits done. Are they less vain than they
used to be? Or just poorer?
FEYDAK—Both, I think. . . .
MARION—Last time I came here I was awfully busy. Had great
réclame because I'd been in Russia doing leading Communists.
Obeying some subtle paradox the big financiers flocked to
me. Pittsburgh manufacturers wanted to be done by the same
brush that had tackled Lenin. Now they seem less eager. Must
be some reason, Feydie. But what about you? Let me hear
about you. How's Kathie?
FEYDAK—Well. She's here with me.
MARION—And Sadye?
FEYDAK—Splendid.
MARION—She must be a big girl now.
FEYDAK—As tall as you are.
MARION—Kathie used to hate me, didn't she? Frightened to
death of me. Was afraid I was after Vicki's money. . . .
FEYDAK—Yes. She was afraid you'd marry him and that we should
have less from him. When we knew he was dying she was in a
panic.
MARION—Poor dear—I could have spared her all that worry if
she'd been half-way civil to me.
FEYDAK—Kathie is practical. And she is a good mother. Those
are attributes which make women avaricious. . . .
MARION—Did Vicki leave you very much?
FEYDAK—Not very much. Half to you.
MARION—Really? How sweet of him! How dear of him!
FEYDAK—We've spent it. . . .
MARION—Of course you should.
FEYDAK—But I'll soon be in position to repay you your share.
I'm on my way to Hollywood.
MARION—Are you really? How wonderful for you, Feydie! I'm so
glad. . . .
FEYDAK—You've been there, haven't you?
MARION—Yes. Last time I was in America.
FEYDAK—Did you like it?
MARION—Well, it's the new Eldorado—art on the gold-rush.
FEYDAK—[With a kind of ironic bitterness.] Vicki left
me an inheritance subject, it appears, to perpetual renewal.
MARION—How do you mean?
FEYDAK—Things have been going from bad to worse in Vienna—you haven't been there since '25 so you don't know. The
theatre's pretty well dead—even the first-rate fellows have
had a hard time making their way. I managed to get several
scores to do—but they were not—except that they were
failures—up to my usual standard. . . .
MARION—[Laughing, reproachful.] Oh, Feydie . . . !
FEYDAK—If it weren't for the money Vicki left me—and you!—I don't know how we should have got through at all these
six years. About a month ago we reached the end of our
rope—we were hopelessly in debt—no means of getting
out—when the miracle happened. . . . [MARION
is excited, touches his knee with her hand.]
MARION—[Murmuring.] I can't bear it. . . .
FEYDAK—It was my dramatic agent on the phone. A great
American film magnate was in town and wanted to see me.
Ausgerechnet me and no other. Even my agent couldn't keep
the surprise out of his voice. Why me? I asked. God knows,
says the agent. Well, we went around to the Bristol to see
the magnate. And, as we talked to him, it gradually became
apparent. He thought I was Vicki. He didn't know Vicki was
dead! He thought I had written "Danubia".
MARION—Did he say so?
FEYDAK—No—not at all. But as we shook hands at the end he
said to me: "Any man that can write a tune like this is the
kind of man we want." And he whistled, so out of tune that I
could hardly recognize it myself, the waltz from Danubia. Do
you remember it? [He starts to hum the waltz and MARION
joins him. They hum together, then FEYDAK
continues to talk as MARION
continues to hum a few more measures.] He was so
innocent, so affable that I had an impulse to say to him:
"Look here, old fellow, you don't want me, you want my
brother and, in order to get him you'll have to resurrect
him!" But noble impulses are luxury impulses. You have to be
well off to gratify them. I kept quiet. We shook hands and
here I am. Tonight they're giving me a dinner at the Waldorf
Astoria for the press to meet my brother! Irony if you like,
eh, Marion? [There is a pause.]
MARION—Feydie . . . [A moment. He does not answer.]
Feydie—do you mind if I say something to you—very frankly?
FEYDAK—I doubt whether you can say anything to me more
penetrating than the remarks I habitually address to myself.
MARION—You know Vicki was very fond of you. He used to say
you put too high a valuation on genius.
FEYDAK—Because he had it he could afford to deprecate it.
MARION—Over and over again he used to say to me: "You know
Marion," he would say, "as a human being Feydie's far
superior to me, more amiable, more witty, more talented,
more patient. . . ."
FEYDAK—[Shakes his head.] Not true. I simply give the
impression of these things. . . .
MARION—You under-rate yourself, Feydie. . . . How this would
have amused him—this incident with the Hollywood man!
FEYDAK—[Smiling bitterly.] It would rather. . . .
MARION—Why do you grudge giving him a laugh somewhere? I
never had a chance to tell you in Vienna—things were so—so
close and terrible—at the end—but he had the greatest
tenderness for you. He used to speak of you—I can't tell
you how much. "Because of this sixth sense for making tunes
which I have and he hasn't," he said to me one day—not a
week before he died—"he thinks himself less than me." He
used to tell me that everything he had he owed to you—to
the sacrifices you made to send him to the Conservatory when
he was a boy. . . . The extent to which he had outstripped
you hurt him—hurt him. I felt he would have given anything
to dip into the golden bowl of his genius and pour it over
you. And do you know what was the terror of his life, the
obsessing terror of his life—his fear of your resenting
him. . . .
FEYDAK—[Moved, deeply ashamed.] Marion. . . .
MARION—Don't resent him now, Feydie. . . . Why, it's such
fun—don't you see? It's such a curious, marginal survival
for him—that a badly-remembered waltz-tune, five years
after his death, should be the means of helping you at a
moment when you need it so badly. . . . It's delicious, Feydie. It's such fun! The only awful thing is the
possibility that he is unaware of it. It would have pleased
him so, Feydie. Must you grudge him it?
FEYDAK—You make me horribly ashamed. . . .
MARION—[Brightly.] Nonsense. . . .
FEYDAK—Because I did grudge him it—yes—I won't, though—I
see now that it never occurred to me how . . . [Bursts
out laughing suddenly.] God, it is funny, isn't it. . .
.
MARION—[Joining in his laughter.] Of course—it's
delightful. . . . [They both laugh heartily and long.]
And the funny thing is—you'll be much better for them out
there than he would have been.
FEYDAK—Surely! They'll be able to whistle my tunes!
MARION—Don't you see!
FEYDAK—Oh, Lieber Schatzel, come out there with me.
MARION—Can't!
FEYDAK—I wish, Marion, you would come. I never feel life so
warm and good as when you are in the neighborhood.
MARION—Dear Feydie, you're very comforting.
FEYDAK—Is there someone that keeps you here?
MARION—No, there's no one. I'm quite alone.
FEYDAK—Well then. . . !
MARION—No, this isn't the moment for me, Feydie. Besides, I
can't afford the journey. I'm frightfully hard up at the
moment.
FEYDAK—Well, look here, I . . .
MARION—No, that's sweet of you but I couldn't.
FEYDAK—I don't see why—it's too silly. . . .
MARION—Vanity. A kind of vanity.
FEYDAK—But I owe it to you!
MARION—I suppose it is foolish in a way—but I've a kind of
pride in maneuvering on my own. I always have done it—in
that way at least I've been genuinely independent. I'm a
little proud of my ingenuity. And do you know, Feydie, no
matter how hard up I've been at different times something's
always turned up for me. I have a kind of curiosity to know
what it will be this time. It would spoil the fun for me to
take money from my friends. Nothing—so much as that would
make me doubtful of my own—shall we say—marketability?
FEYDAK—Paradoxical, isn't it?
MARION—Why not? Anyway it's a pet idée fixe of mine, so be a
darling and let me indulge it, will you, Feydie, and don't
offer me money. Anyway, I've a business proposition on. . .
.
FEYDAK—Have you?
MARION—That young man who was just here. Do you suppose he'll
come back? Now I think of it we were a bit short with him,
weren't we? I was so glad to see you I couldn't be bothered
with him! [Sound of door-bell.] Ah! You see! [Calls
outside.] Show him in, Minnie! [MINNIE
comes in and exits hall-door to admit the visitor.]
FEYDAK—What are you doing for dinner?
MARION—There's a young man who attached himself to me on the
boat. . . .
FEYDAK—Oh, Marion!
MARION—I seem to attract youth, Feydie. What shall I do about
it?
FEYDAK—Where are you dining?
MARION—I don't know. . . . Which speakeasy? Tell me which one
and I'll . . . [MINNIE ushers in
MR. LEANDER NOLAN.
He is middle-aged, ample, handsome. Looks like the late
Warren Gamaliel Harding. Soberly dressed and wears a
waistcoat with white piping on it. The façade is impeccable
but in NOLAN'S eye you may
discern, at odd moments, an uncertainty, and almost boyish
anxiety to please, to be right, that is rather engaging.
MARION, who expected the young man,
is rather startled. MR. NOLAN
regards her with satisfaction.]
NOLAN—Hello, Marion.
MARION—[Doubtfully, feels she should remember him.]
How do you do? Er—will you excuse me—just a second. . .?
NOLAN—[Genially.] Certainly. [He moves right. MARION
walks FEYDIE to the
hall-door.]
FEYDAK—[Under his breath to her.] Looks like a
commission. . . . [She makes a gesture of silent prayer.]
MARION—[Out loud.] Telephone me in an hour will you
Feydie, and let me know which speakeasy. . . .
FEYDAK—[Once he has her in the hall-way out of NOLAN'S
hearing.] Also, du kommst ganz sicher?
MARION—Vielleicht später. Bye, Feydie dear. [FEYDIE
goes out. MARION turns to
face NOLAN who is standing with
his arms behind his back rather enjoying the surprise he is
about to give her.]
NOLAN—How are you, Marion?
MARION—[Delicately.] Er—do I know you?
NOLAN—Yes. You know me.
MARION—Oh yes—of course!
NOLAN—About time!
MARION—[Brightly insecure.] Lady Winchester's
garden-party at Ascot—two summers ago. . . .
NOLAN—Guess again!
MARION—No—I know you perfectly well—it's just that—no,
don't tell me. . . . [She covers her eyes with her hand,
trying to conjure him out of the past.]
NOLAN—This is astonishing. If someone had said to me that I
could walk into a room in front of Marion Froude and she not
know me I'd have told 'em they were crazy . . .!
MARION—[Desperate.] I do know you. I know you
perfectly well—it's just that . . .
NOLAN—You'll be awful sore at yourself—I warn you . . .
MARION—I can't forgive myself now—I know!
NOLAN—I don't believe it!
MARION—The American Embassy dinner in Rome on the Fourth of
July—last year—you sat on my right. . . .
NOLAN—I did not!
MARION—[Miserably.] Well, you sat somewhere. Where did
you sit?
NOLAN—I wasn't there.
MARION—Well, I think it's very unkind of you to keep me in
suspense like this. I can't bear it another second!
NOLAN—I wouldn't have believed it!
MARION—Well, give me some hint, will you?
NOLAN—Think of home—think of Tennessee!
MARION—Oh . . .!
NOLAN—Little Mary Froude. . . .
MARION—[A light breaking in on her.] No! Oh, no!
NOLAN—Well, it's about time. . . .
MARION—But . . .! You were . . .
NOLAN—Well, so were you!
MARION—But—Bunny—you aren't Bunny Nolan, are you? You're
his brother!
NOLAN—I have no brother.
MARION—But Bunny—Bunny dear—how important you've become!
NOLAN—I haven't done badly—no. . . .
MARION—Here, give me your coat and hat—[MARION,
taking his coat and hat, crosses up-stage to piano, and
leaves them there. Laughing, a little hysterical.]
You should have warned me. It's not fair of you. Bunny! Of
all people—I can scarcely believe it. . . . [A moment's
pause. He doesn't quite like her calling him Bunny but he
doesn't know how to stop it. She sits on model-stand looking
up at him as she says:] You look wonderful. You look
like a—like a—Senator or something monumental like that.
NOLAN—[Sits on sofa below piano.] That's a good omen.
I'll have to tell Orrin.
MARION—What's a good omen? And who is Orrin?
NOLAN—Your saying I look like a Senator. Because—I don't
want to be premature—but in a few months I may be one.
MARION—A Senator!
NOLAN—[Smiling.] Senator. Washington. Not Nashville.
MARION—Do you want to be a Senator or can't you help it?
NOLAN—[To whom this point of view is incomprehensible.]
What do you mean?
MARION—I'll paint you, Bunny. Toga. Ferrule. Tribune of the
people.
NOLAN—Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea at all. I remember
now—you were always sketching me. Sketching everything.
Say, you've done pretty well yourself, haven't you?
MARION—Not as well as you have, Bunny. Imagine. Bunny
Nolan—a Senator at Washington. Well, well! And tell me—how
do I seem to you? You knew me at once, didn't you?
NOLAN—Sure I did. You haven't changed so much—a little
perhaps. . . .
MARION—[Delicately.] Ampler?
NOLAN—[Inspecting her.] No . . . not that I can
notice. . . .
MARION—[With a sigh of relief.] That's wonderful. . .
.
NOLAN—You look just the same. You are just the same.
MARION—Oh, you don't know, Bunny. I'm artful. How long is it
since we've seen each other? Twelve years anyway. More than
that—fifteen . . .
NOLAN—Just about—hadn't even begun to practice law yet. . .
.
MARION—We were just kids . . . children. . . . And now look
at you! I can see how successful you are, Bunny.
NOLAN—How?
MARION—White piping on your vest. That suggests directorates
to me. Multiple control. Vertical corporations. Are you
vertical or horizontal, Bunny?
NOLAN—I'm both.
MARION—Good for you! Married?
NOLAN—Not yet . . .
MARION—How did you escape? You're going to be, though.
NOLAN—I'm engaged.
MARION—Who's the lucky girl?
NOLAN—Slade Kinnicott. Daughter of Orrin Kinnicott.
MARION—Orrin Kinnicott. The newspaper publisher?
NOLAN—Yes. He's backing me for the Senate.
MARION—Well, if he's backing you you ought to get in. All
that circulation—not very good circulation is it? Still,
one vote's as good as another, I suppose. . . .
NOLAN—[Hurt.] In my own State the Kinnicott papers are
as good as any . . .
MARION—Well, I wish you luck. I'm sure you'll have it. My!
Senator Nolan!
NOLAN—If I get in I'll be the youngest Senator . . .
MARION—And the best-looking too, Bunny . . .
NOLAN—[Embarrassed.] Well . . .
MARION—You're fussed! How charming of you! [She sits
beside him.] Oh, Bunny, I'm very proud of you, really.
NOLAN—You see, Marion, I've been pretty successful in the
law. Tremendously successful I may say. I've organized some
of the biggest mergers of recent years. I've made a
fortune—a sizeable fortune. Well, one day I woke up and I
said to myself: Look here, Nolan, you've got to take stock.
You've got to ask yourself where you're heading. I'd been so
busy I'd never had a chance to ask myself these fundamental
questions before. And I decided to call a halt. You've got
enough, more than enough for life, I said to myself. It's
time you quit piling up money for yourself and began
thinking about your fellow-man. I've always been ambitious,
Marion. You know that. You shared all my early dreams . . .
MARION—Of course I did. . . .
NOLAN—Remember I always told you I didn't want money and
power for their own sakes—I always wanted to be a big man
in a real sense—to do something for my country and my time
. . .
MARION—Yes. Sometimes you sounded like Daniel Webster,
darling. I'm not a bit surprised you're going in the Senate.
NOLAN—I never thought—even in my wildest dreams. . . .
MARION—Well, you see you under-estimated yourself. You may go
even higher—the White House—why not?
NOLAN—I never let myself think of that.
MARION—Why not? It's no more wonderful than what's happened
already, is it?
NOLAN—[Napoleon at Saint Helena.] Destiny!
MARION—Exactly. Destiny!
NOLAN—[Kind, richly human, patronizing.] And you, my
dear . . .?
MARION—As you see. Obscure. Uncertain. Alone. Nowhere at all.
Not the remotest chance of my getting into the
Senate—unless I marry into it. Oh, Bunny, after you get to
Washington will you introduce me to some Senators?
NOLAN—Well, that's premature . . . Naturally if the people
should favor me I'd do what I could. I never forget a
friend. Whatever faults I may have, disloyalty, I hope, is
not one of them.
MARION—Of course it isn't. You're a dear. You always were. [A
moment's pause.]
NOLAN—Who was that fellow I found you with when I came in?
MARION—An old friend of mine from Vienna—a composer.
NOLAN—You've been a lot with foreigners, haven't you?
MARION—A good deal . . .
NOLAN—Funny, I don't understand that.
MARION—Foreigners are people, you know, Bunny. Some of 'em
are rather nice.
NOLAN—When I'm abroad a few weeks home begins to look pretty
good to me.
MARION—I love New York but I can't say I feel an acute
nostalgia for Tennessee. [Another pause. He stares at her
suddenly—still incredulous that he should be seeing her at
all, and that, after all these years and quite without him,
she should be radiant still.]
NOLAN—Little Marion Froude! I can't believe it somehow. . . .
MARION—Oh, Bunny! You're sweet! You're so—ingenuous. That's
what I always liked about you.
NOLAN—What do you mean?
MARION—The way you look at me, the incredulity, the surprise.
What did you expect to see? A hulk, a remnant, a whitened
sepulchre . . . what?
NOLAN—[Uncomfortable at being caught.] Not—not at
all. . . .
MARION—Tell me, Bunny, what . . .? I won't be hurt . . .
NOLAN—[Miserably, stumbling.] Well, naturally, after
what I'd heard . . .
MARION—What have you heard? Oh, do tell me Bunny.
NOLAN—Well, I mean—about your life. . . .
MARION—Racy, Bunny? Racy?
NOLAN—No use going into that. You chose your own way.
Everybody has a right to live their own life I guess.
MARION—[Pats his arm.] That's very handsome of you
Bunny. I hope you take that liberal point of view when you
reach the Senate.
NOLAN—I came here, Marion, in a perfectly sincere mood to say
something to you, something that's been on my mind ever
since we parted but if you're going to be flippant I suppose
there's no use my saying anything—I might as well go, in
fact. [But he makes no attempt to do so.]
MARION—[Seriously.] Do forgive me, Bunny. One gets
into an idiom that passes for banter but really I'm not so
changed. I'm not flippant. I'm awfully glad to see you,
Bunny. [An undertone of sadness creeps into her voice.]
After all, one makes very few real friends in life—and you
are part of my youth—we are part of each other's youth . .
.
NOLAN—You didn't even know me!
MARION—Complete surprise! After all I've been in New York
many times during these years and never once—never once
have you come near me. You've dropped me all these years. [With
a sigh.] I'm afraid Bunny, your career has been too much
with you.
NOLAN—[Grimly.] So has yours!
MARION—I detect an overtone—faint but un-mistakable—of
moral censure.
NOLAN—[Same tone.] Well, I suppose it's impossible to
live one's life in art without being sexually promiscuous! [He
looks at her accusingly.]
MARION—Oh, dear me, Bunny! What shall I do? Shall I blush?
Shall I hang my head in shame? What shall I do? How does one
react in the face of an appalling accusation of this sort? I
didn't know the news had got around so widely . . .
NOLAN—Well, so many of your lovers have been famous men. . .
.
MARION—Well, you were obscure . . . But you're famous now,
aren't you? I seem to be stimulating if nothing else . . .
NOLAN—If I had then some of the fame I have now you probably
wouldn't have walked out on me at the last minute the way
you did . . .
MARION—Dear,
dear Bunny, that's not quite—
NOLAN—[Irritated beyond control.] I wish you wouldn't
call me Bunny. . . .
MARION—Well, I always did. What is your real name?
NOLAN—You know perfectly well . . .
MARION—I swear I don't. . . .
NOLAN—My name is Leander. . . .
MARION—Bunny, really. . . .
NOLAN—That is my name.
MARION—Really I'd forgotten that. Leander! Who was he—he did
something in the Hellespont, didn't he? What did he do in
the Hellespont?
NOLAN—[Sharply.] Beside the point. . . .
MARION—Sorry!
You say you wanted to tell me something—
NOLAN—[Grimly.] Yes!
MARION—I love to be told things.
NOLAN—That
night you left me—
MARION—We'd quarrelled about something, hadn't we?
NOLAN—I
realized after you left me how much I'd grown to depend on
you—
MARION—Dear Bunny!
NOLAN—I plunged into work. I worked fiercely to forget you. I
did forget you—[He looks away from her.] And yet—
MARION—And yet—?
NOLAN—The way we'd separated and I never heard from you—it
left something bitter in my mind—something—[He
hesitates for a word.]
MARION—[Supplying it.] Unresolved?
NOLAN—[Quickly—relieved that she understands so exactly.]
Yes. All these years I've wanted to see you, to get it off
my mind—
MARION—Did you want the last word, Bunny dear?
NOLAN—[Fiercely.] I wanted to see you, to stand before
you, to tell myself—"Here she is and—and what of it!"
MARION—Well, can you?
NOLAN—[Heatedly, with transparent over-emphasis.] Yes!
Yes!
MARION—Good for you, Bunny. I know just how you feel—like
having a tooth out, isn't it? [Sincerely.] In justice
to myself—I must tell you this—that the reason I walked
out on you in the summary way I did was not as you've just
suggested because I doubted your future—it was obvious to
me, even then, that you were destined for mighty things—but
the reason was that I felt a disparity in our characters not
conducive to matrimonial contentment. You see how right I
was. I suspected in myself a—a tendency to explore, a
spiritual and physical wanderlust—that I knew would horrify
you once you found it out. It horrifies you now when we are
no longer anything to each other. Imagine, Leander dear, if
we were married how much more difficult it would be—If
there is any one thing you have to be grateful to me for it
is that instant's clear vision I had which made me see,
which made me look ahead, which made me tear myself away
from you. Why, everything you have now—your future, your
prospects,—even your fiancée, Leander dear—you owe to
me—no, I won't say to me—to that instinct—to that
premonition. . . .
NOLAN—[Nostalgic.] We might have done it together. . .
.
MARION—I wouldn't have stood for a fiancée, Bunny dear—not
even I am as promiscuous as that. . . .
NOLAN—Don't use that word!
MARION—But, Leander! It's your own!
NOLAN—Do you think it hasn't been on my conscience ever
since, do you think it hasn't tortured me . . .!
MARION—What, dear?
NOLAN—That thought!
MARION—Which thought?
NOLAN—Every time I heard about you—all the notoriety that's
attended you in the American papers . . . painting pictures
of Communist statesmen, running around California with movie
comedians!
MARION—I have to practice my profession, Bunny. One must
live, you know. Besides, I've done Capitalist statesmen too.
And at Geneva. . . .
NOLAN—[Darkly.] You know what I mean . . .!
MARION—You mean . . .
[She whispers through her capped hand.]
you mean promiscuous? Has that gotten around, Bunny? Is it
whispered in the sewing-circles of Nashville? Will I be
burned for a witch if I go back home? Will they have a trial
over me? Will you defend me?
NOLAN—[Quite literally, with sincere and disarming
simplicity.] I should be forced, as an honest man, to
stand before the multitude and say: In condemning this woman
you are condemning me who am asking your suffrages to
represent you. For it was I with whom this woman first
sinned before God. As an honorable man that is what I should
have to do.
MARION—And has this worried you—actually . . .!
NOLAN—It's tortured me . . .!
MARION—You're the holy man and I'm Thais! That gives me an
idea for the portrait which I hope you will commission me to
do. I'll do you in a hair-shirt. Savonarola. He was a
Senator too, wasn't he? Or was he?
NOLAN—[Gloomily contemplating her.] I can't forget
that it was I who . . .
MARION—Did you think you were the first, Bunny? Was I so
unscrupulously coquettish as to lead you to believe that
I—oh, I couldn't have been. It's not like me. [She
crosses to right of model stand.]
NOLAN—[Fiercely.] Don't lie to me!
MARION—[Sitting on stand.] Bunny, you frighten me!
NOLAN—[Stands over her almost threateningly.] You're
lying to me to salve my conscience but I won't have it! I
know my guilt and I'm going to bear it!
MARION—Well, I don't want to deprive you of your little
pleasures but . . .
NOLAN—You're evil, Marion. You haven't the face of evil but
you're evil—evil!
MARION—Oh, Bunny darling, now you can't mean that surely.
What's come over you? You never were like that—or were you?
You know perfectly well I'm not evil. Casual—maybe—but not
evil. Good Heavens, Bunny, I might as well say you're evil
because you're intolerant. These are differences in
temperament, that's all—charming differences in temperament.
NOLAN—[Shakes his head, unconvinced.] Sophistry!
MARION—All right, Dean Inge. Sophistry. By the way I've met
the Gloomy Dean and he's not gloomy at all—he's very jolly.
[Gets up from stand.] Let's have a cup of tea, shall
we? Will your constituents care if you have a cup of tea
with a promiscuous woman? Will they have to know?
NOLAN—I'm afraid I can't, Marion. I have to be getting on. .
. .
MARION—Oh, stay and have some tea—[Makes him sit down.]
what do you have to do that can't wait for a cup of tea? . .
. [Calls off.] Minnie—Minnie. . . .
MINNIE—[Appears in doorway.] Ja, Fraulein. . . .
MARION—Bitte—tee. . . .
MINNIE—Ja, Fraulein. . . [She goes out. MARION
smiles at NOLAN and sits beside
him. He is quite uncomfortable.]
NOLAN—[Slightly embarrassed.] About the painting,
Marion. . . .
MARION—Oh, I was only joking . . . don't let yourself be
bullied into it . . .
NOLAN—I've never been painted in oils. It might do for
campaign purposes. And, if I should be elected, it would be
very helpful to you in Washington.
MARION—You're awfully kind, Bunny. I must tell you frankly
though that the dignified Senatorial style isn't exactly my
forte. However, I might try. Yes—I'll try . . . [She
gives him a long look.] I'll go the limit on you,
Bunny—when I get through with you you'll be a symbol of
Dignity. Solid man. No nonsense. Safe and sane. Holds the
middle course—a slogan in a frock-coat. I'll make you look
like Warren G. Harding—even handsomer—Get you the women's
votes.
NOLAN—Well, that'll be very nice of you. . . . [MARION
suddenly kisses him.]
MARION—Thank you, darling! [He is very uncomfortable,
embarrassed and thrilled.]
NOLAN—Marion . . .!
MARION—Just a rush of feeling, dear!
NOLAN—You understand that this—this commission . . .
MARION—Of course. Strictly business. Don't worry. I shan't
kiss you again till it's finished.
NOLAN—I don't know whether I told you—I'm going to be
married in a month.
MARION—I'll have the portrait ready for your wedding-day.
NOLAN—And I am devoted to Slade with every fibre of my being.
. . .
MARION—Every fibre—how thorough!
NOLAN—I'm not a Bohemian, you know, Marion.
MARION—Don't tell met You're a gypsy! [She continues to
study him, poses him, poses his hand. MINNIE
enters from left with tea-tray containing tea-pot, cups and
saucers, spoons, sugar and cream, and a plate of cakes. She
puts tray on model-stand and exits left.] Oh, Bunny,
what fun it'll be to do you. Thank you, Minnie. Tell me—how
do you see yourself?
NOLAN—What do you mean?
MARION—In your heart of hearts—how do you see yourself?
Napoleon, Scipio,
Mussolini . . .?
NOLAN—Nonsense! Do you think I'm an actor?
MARION—Of course. Everybody is. Everybody has some secret
vision of himself. Do you know what mine is? Do you know how
I see myself? [The door-bell rings.]
NOLAN—[Ironically.] More visitors!
MARION—[Calls to MINNIE.] See
who it is, will you, Minnie? . . . Probably the young man I
met on the boat coming to take me to dinner.
NOLAN—What's his name?
MARION—I've forgotten. He's just a boy I met on the boat.
NOLAN—How can anybody live the way you live!
MARION—It's a special talent, dear. [Door-bell rings again.]
Minnie, go to the door. [MINNIE
comes in and exits hall-way.] This is my lucky day,
Bunny.
NOLAN—Would you mind, in front of strangers, not to call me
Bunny?
MARION—Oh, of course, what is it?
NOLAN—[Irritated.] Leander.
MARION—[Mnemonic.] Leander—Hellespont—Leander. . . .
[MINNIE comes down stage a few feet
from the door.]
MINNIE—[Just inside the room.] It's the Junge
who was here before—er sagt er ist ausgeschifft da—
MARION—Oh, show him in, Minnie, and bring a cup for him too.
MINNIE—[As she goes.] Ja.
NOLAN—And don't use these extravagant terms of
endearment—anybody who didn't know you would misunderstand
it. . . .
MARION—[Very happy.] All right, darling. [MINNIE
ushers in RICHARD KURT,
goes out, comes back again with more tea. MARION
comes forward to greet him.] I'm so glad to see you
again, Mr.——. . . .
KURT—Kurt.
MARION—Oh. . . .
KURT—With a K.
MARION—[Reassured.] Oh—I'll
try to remember. This is Senator Nolan—Mr. Kurt. . . .
NOLAN—[Glowering.] I am not Senator Nolan.
MARION—But you will be. [She offers him a cup of tea, he
takes it.] Can't I just call you that—between
ourselves? It gives me such a sense of quiet power. And
maybe it'll impress my visitor. Do have a cup of tea, Mr.
Kurt. [She gives him one.]
KURT—[Puts his hat on sofa left.] I am not impressed
by politicians. And I didn't come to drink tea. I am here on
business. [Nevertheless he takes a hearty sip.]
MARION—Well, you can do both. They do in England. American
business-men are so tense.
KURT—I'm not a business-man.
NOLAN—Well, whatever you are, you are very ill-mannered.
KURT—[Pleased.] That's true!
MARION—[Delighted.] Isn't it nice you agree. For a
moment I thought you weren't going to hit it off. . . .
NOLAN—In my day if a boy who came in and behaved like this
before a lady he'd be horsewhipped.
KURT—Well, when you get into the Senate you can introduce a
horsewhipping bill. Probably bring you great kudos.
NOLAN—You talk like a Bolshevik.
KURT—Thank you! You talk like a Senator! [MARION
wants to laugh but thinks better of it. She looks at
KURT with a new eye.]
MARION—[Quickly offering him more tea.] Another cup,
Mr. Kurt. . . .
KURT—[Taking it.] Thank you.
MARION—And one of these cakes—they're very nice . . . Minnie
made them—almost as good as lebkuchen. Minnie spoils me.
KURT—[Taking it.] Thank you. [Eats cake.]
Having said, from our respective points of view, the worst
thing we could say about each other, having uttered the
ultimate insult, there's no reason we can't be friends,
Senator. Damn good cake. No lunch as a matter of fact.
MARION—That's what's the matter with him—he was
hungry—hungry boy. . . .
NOLAN—[Puts tea-cup on piano.] He probably wants to
sell you some insurance. . . .
KURT—Not at all. I'm not here to sell. I'm here to buy.
MARION—A picture!
KURT—Do I look like a picture-buyer!
MARION—As a matter of fact you don't . . . but I haven't
anything to sell except pictures.
KURT—[Confidantly.] I think you have!
MARION—[To NOLAN.] This young
man is very tantalizing.
NOLAN—Well, why don't you ask him to state his proposition
and have done with it?
MARION—[Turns to KURT and
repeats mechanically.] State your proposition and have done
with it.
KURT—[Puts his cup down on table rear of sofa left.]
What a nuisance women are!
NOLAN—[Starting toward him.] Why, you insolent young
whelp—I've half a mind to . . .
KURT—[Pleasantly.] That's an impulse you'd better
control. I wrote to this lady a business letter asking for
an appointment. She granted it to me at four o'clock. It is
now six. In that interval I've climbed these five flights of
stairs three times. I've lost over an hour of my life going
away and coming back. An hour in which I might have read a
first-class book or made love to a girl or had an idea—an
irreparable hour. That's rudeness if you like. It's unbusinesslike. It's sloppy. [To MARION.]
Now will you see me alone or will you keep me here fencing
with this inadequate antagonist?
MARION—You are unquestionably the most impossible young man
I've ever met. Go away!
KURT—Right! [He turns to go and means it and she knows
that he meant it. And she is consumed with curiosity.
As he goes.] So long, Senator! Yours for the Revolution!
MARION—[As he reaches door, goes after him—pleads
pitifully.] Young man! Mr. Nolan is an old friend of
mine. I should consult him in any case about whatever
business you may suggest. Can't you speak in front of him. [At
the same time she shakes her head to him not to go away.]
KURT—I cannot!
MARION—Please wait a minute. . . .
KURT—All right—one. [He picks up a magazine and leafs
through it negligently.]
MARION—[To LEANDER.] After all,
Leander, I can't afford—it may be something. . . . [She
takes his arm and starts walking him to the door, whispering.]
I'm just curious to hear what he's got to say for himself. .
. .
NOLAN—I'm not sure it's safe to leave you alone with a
character like that. . . .
MARION—Minnie's in her room . . . with a bow and arrow!
NOLAN—[Going up to hall-door.] I have to go in any
case—I'm late now.
MARION—When will I see you, Bunny? [She is at door with
him.]
NOLAN—[Taking up his hat and coat.] I don't know. I'm
very busy. I'll telephone you.
MARION—Do. Telephone me tonight. I'll tell you what he said.
It'll probably be funny.
NOLAN—[Out loud at KURT.] It
pains me, Marion, that you are so unprotected that any
hooligan—[KURT turns page of
magazine.] can write you and come to see you in your
apartment. However, that is the way you have chosen. Good
night.
MARION—Good night, dear. Are you in the book? I'll telephone
you . . .
NOLAN—[Hastily.] No—no—you'd better not. I shall
communicate with you. Good-bye.
KURT—Good-bye, Sir Galahad. [NOLAN
starts to retort, changes his mind and, in a very choleric
mood, he goes out. There is a pause.]
MARION—Well, I'm afraid you didn't make a very good
impression on him!
KURT—[Putting magazine away.] That's just too bad!
MARION—That's no way for a young man to get on in the
world—he's a very important person.
KURT—That's what passes for importance. You're not taken in
by him, are you? Stuffed shirt—flatulent and
pompous—perfect legislator!
MARION—As a matter of fact he's a very nice man—simple and
kindly. [Gets cigarettes and offers one to KURT
who takes it and lights it. She takes one too but he forgets
to light hers.]
KURT—I bet he isn't simple and he isn't kindly. I bet he's
greedy and vicious. Anyway he's a hypocrite. When a man
starts worrying out loud about unprotected women you may
know he's a hypocritical sensualist.
MARION—You're a violent young man, aren't you? [Not
getting light from KURT she
lights her own. Throwing match to floor.]
KURT—Yes. The world is full of things and people that makes
me see red. . . . Why do you keep calling me youth and young
man? I'm twenty-five.
MARION—Well, you seem to have the lurid and uncorrected
imagination of the adolescent.
KURT—Imagination! That's where you're wrong. I may tell you,
Miss Froude, that I'm as realistic as anybody you've ever
met.
MARION—[Sitting on up-stage arm of sofa, right.]
Anybody who'd be so unreasonable over a nice fellow like
Bunny Nolan . . . if you only knew—if only you'd been
present at the interview I had with him just before you
came. You'd have seen how wrong you are about him. Why, he
was—he was awfully funny—but he was also touching.
KURT—You're one of those tolerant people, aren't you—see the
best in people?
MARION—You say that as if tolerance were a crime.
KURT—Your kind is. It's criminal because it encourages
dishonesty, incompetence, weakness and all kinds of knavery.
What you call tolerance I call sloppy laziness. You're like
those book-reviewers who find something to praise in every
mediocre book.
MARION—You are a fanatical young man.
KURT—Having said that you think you dispose of me. Well, so
be it. I'm disposed of. Now, let's get down to business. [His
manner plainly says: "Well, why should I bother to convince
you? What importance can it possibly have what you think of
me?" It is not wasted on MARION.]
MARION—You are also a little patronizing . . .
KURT—[Pleased.] Am I?
MARION—However, I don't mind being patronized. That's where
my tolerance comes in. It even amuses me a little bit. [Crossing
to piano-seat.] But as I have to change for dinner
perhaps you'd better . . .
KURT—Exactly.
MARION—Please sit down . . . [A moment . . . She sits on
piano-bench facing him.]
KURT—[Goes to piano and talks to her across it.] I am
the editor of a magazine called Every Week. Do you know it?
MARION—It seems to me I've seen it on news-stands. . . .
KURT—You've never read it?
MARION—I'm afraid I haven't.
KURT—That is a tribute to your discrimination. We have an
immense circulation. Three millions, I believe. With a
circulation of that size you may imagine that the average of
our readers' intelligence cannot be very high. Yet
occasionally we flatter them by printing the highbrows—in
discreet doses we give them, at intervals, Shaw and Wells
and Chesterton. So you'll be in good company anyway. . . .
MARION—[Amazed.] I will?
KURT—Yes. I want you to write your biography to run serially
in Every Week. Later of course you can bring it out as a
book.
MARION—My biography!
KURT—Yes. The story of your life.
MARION—[With dignity.] I know the meaning of the word.
KURT—The money is pretty good. I am prepared to give you an
advance of two thousand dollars.
MARION—Good Heavens, am I as old as that—that people want my
biography!
KURT—We proceed on the theory that nothing exciting happens
to people after they are forty. . . .
MARION—What a cruel idea!
KURT—Why wait till you're eighty. Your impressions will be
dimmed by time. Most autobiographies are written by corpses.
Why not do yours while you are still young, vital, in the
thick of life?
MARION—But I'm not a writer. I shouldn't know how to begin.
KURT—You were born, weren't you? Begin with that.
MARION—I write pleasant letters, my friends tell me. . . .
But look here, why should you want this story from me—why
should anybody be interested?—I'm not a first-rate artist
you know—not by far—I'm just clever. . . .
KURT—[Bluntly.] It's not you—it's the celebrity of
your subjects. . . .
MARION—[Amused.] You're a brutal young man—I rather
like you . . .
KURT—Well, you've been courageous. You've been forthright.
For an American woman you've had a rather extraordinary
career—you've done pretty well what you wanted. . . .
MARION—The Woman Who Dared sort-of-thing. . . . Isn't that
passé?
KURT—I think your life will make good copy. You might have
stayed here and settled down and done Pictorial Review
covers of mothers hovering fondly over babies. Instead you
went to Europe and managed to get the most inaccessible
people to sit for you. How did you do it?
MARION—You'd be surprised how accessible some of these
inaccessible people are!
KURT—Well, that's just what I want to get from your story.
Just that. Tell what happened to you, that's all. The
impulse that made you leave home, that made you go, for
instance, to Russia, before the popular emigration set in,
that's made you wander ever since, that's kept you from
settling down in any of the places where you had a chance to
get established.
MARION—[Quite seriously.] But supposing I don't know
that. . . .
KURT—Well, that's interesting. That enigma is interesting.
Maybe, while writing, you can solve it. It's a form of
clarification. The more I talk to you the more I feel
there's a great story in you and that you'll have great fun
telling it.
MARION—Young man, you make me feel like an institution!
KURT—Should do you a lot of good in your professional career
too—we'll reprint the portraits you've made of Lenin,
Mussolini, Shaw—anything you like. . . . [She begins to
laugh, quietly at first, then heartily.]
MARION—Forgive me. . . .
KURT—[Unperturbed.] What's the matter?
MARION—Something I remembered—the funniest thing—isn't it
funny how the oddest things pop into your mind?
KURT—What was it?
MARION—Something that happened years ago. . . .
KURT—What?
MARION—Oh, I couldn't possibly tell you. It wouldn't be fair!
KURT—In that case it'll probably be great for the magazine.
Save it!
MARION—[Frightened.] You won't do anything lurid, will
you?
KURT—Just print the story—just as you write it—practically
as you write it.
MARION—I'm scared! [She puts out her cigarette in ash-tray
on the piano.]
KURT—Nonsense. Here's your first check. Two thousand dollars.
[He puts the check down on the table in front of her.]
MARION—[Wretched suddenly, picks up check, rises, looks at
check.] I can't tell you how old this makes me feel!
KURT—Suppose I asked you to write a novel! That wouldn't make
you feel old, would it? Well, I'm simply asking you to write
a novel of your life. The only lively reading these days is
biography. People are bored with fiction. It's too tame. The
fiction-writers haven't the audacity to put down what
actually happens to people.
MARION—You may be disappointed, you know. You probably see
headlines in your mind. The Woman of a Hundred Affairs, The
Last of the Great Adventuresses, The Magda Who Wouldn't Go
Home. I promise you—it won't be a bit like that.
KURT—We'll announce it next month—first installment the
following month. O.K.?
MARION—[Puts down check, paces down right.] Oh dear! I
can't promise a thing like that—I really can't. . . .
KURT—Why not?
MARION—It'll worry me too much.
KURT—Well, don't promise. Just get to work.
MARION—[Faces him.] But what'll I do first?
KURT—[Getting up.] Well, if I were you I'd sit down. [She
does so helplessly on piano-bench. KURT
then gives her paper, one of his own pencils.] There
now! You're all set!
MARION—[Wailing.] How can I go out to dinner—how can
I ever do anything—with a chapter to write?
KURT—After all you don't have to make up anything. Just tell
what happened to you. [He lights a fresh cigarette.]
MARION—Can I use names?
KURT—When they're prominent, yes. The obscure ones you can
fake if you want to. Nobody'll know 'em anyway.
MARION—[Looks at him.] Oh . . . what's your name?
KURT—[Looks at her.] I told you—my name's Kurt.
MARION—I know—with a K—I can't call you Kurt! What's your
name?
KURT—[Sulkily.] Richard.
MARION—That's better. I tell you, Dickie, when I think—when I
think—of the funny men I've known . . . they're pretty
nearly all brothers under the skin you know, Dickie.
KURT—Well, that, as they say in the office, is an angle. [Suddenly
her fear vanishes and she is overcome with the marvelous
possibilities.]
MARION—[Jumps up and leans toward him as if to kiss him,
but quickly thinks better of it.] Dickie, I think it'll
be marvelous! It'll be a knockout. And imagine—[Picking
up check.] I'm going to be paid for it! Dickie, you're
an angel!
KURT—[Sardonically.] That's me! Angel Kurt! Well, so
long. I'll be seeing you. [Starts up-stage toward
hall-door.]
MARION—[Suddenly panicky.] Oh, don't go!
KURT—You don't think I'm going to sit here and hold your hand
while you're remembering your conquests, do you?
MARION—Well, you can't go away and leave me like this—alone
with my life. . . .
KURT—Perhaps it's time you got a good, straight, clear-eyed
look at it—alone by yourself, without anybody around to
hold your hand. . . .
MARION—[Suddenly.] No. I don't want to. [Shrugs her
shoulders as if she were cold.] I think it would worry
me. Besides, I feel superstitious about it.
KURT—[Following her down stage.] Superstitious!
MARION—Yes. A kind of—ultimate act. After you've written
your biography, what else could there possibly be left for
you to do?
KURT—Collect material for another!
MARION—What could you do over again—that wouldn't be
repetitious? [Sits right arm of sofa right.]
KURT—It's repetitious to eat or to make love, isn't it? You
keep on doing it.
MARION—You're cynical!
KURT—[Almost spits it out.] You're sentimental.
MARION—I am—Sentimental Journey—no, that's been used,
hasn't it?
KURT—Don't worry about a title—I'll get that from the story
after you've finished it.
MARION—There's something about it—I
don't know—
KURT—What?
MARION—Vulgar. Everybody spouting memoirs. Who cares?
KURT—Well, wrong hunch! Sorry to have taken your valuable
time. Good-bye.
MARION—[The finality frightens her.] What do you mean?
KURT—[He is withering—crosses to her.] I'm prepared
to admit I was mistaken—that's all. In your desire to
escape vulgarity you would probably be—thin. You might even
achieve refinement. I'm not interested. Padded episodes
hovering on the edge of amour—
MARION—[Turns on him.] Young man, you're insufferable!
KURT—And you're a false alarm!
MARION—[After a moment.] I congratulate you! You've
brought me to the verge of losing my temper! But I tell you
this—you're quite mistaken about the character of my
life—and about my relations with my friends. My story won't
be thin and episodic because my life hasn't been thin and
episodic. And I won't have to pad—the problem will be to
select. I'm going to write the damn thing just to show you.
Come in tomorrow afternoon for a cocktail.
KURT—Whose memoirs are these going to be, yours or mine?
MARION—Well, you're an editor, aren't you? [She smiles at
him.] Come in and edit.
KURT—All right, I'll come. But if you aren't here I'll go
away. I won't wait a minute. [He goes out quickly. MARION
stands looking after him, inclined to laugh, and yet
affected. This is a new type even for her.]
MARION—[She speaks to herself.] What an extraordinary
young man! [In a moment KURT
comes back in. MARION is very
glad to see him, greets him as if there had been a long
separation.] Oh, hello!
KURT—[Embarrassed.] I forgot my hat! [He can't see
it at once.]
MARION—[Without moving nor looking away from him, she
indicates the hat on the sofa left.] There it is! Right
next to mine.
KURT—[Crosses for it.] Oh yes. [Picks up the hat.]
Thanks. [For a moment he stands uncertainly, hat in hand,
looking at MARION who has not
taken her eyes off him. He is embarrassed.] Well, so
long!
MARION—So long. [KURT leaves again.
She stands as before looking after him. She turns toward the
piano—sees the check—picks it up and reads it to make sure
it's true. The whole thing has a slightly fantastic quality
to her. She is very happy and excited. She waves the check
in her hand like a pennant and humming she crosses to the
piano seat and sits and plays the waltz from "Danubia." She
sees the pad and pencil on the piano and stops playing and
picking up the pencil and the pad she crosses to the small
arm chair in the upstage end of the window and sits with her
feet on the window seat. She repeats the first words of the
first chapter aloud to herself as she writes them down.]
I am born . . . [MINNIE enters from
door left to get the tea things she had left on the model
stand. MARION taps the pencil
on the pad as she repeats the words:] I am born . . . [The
time seems remote to her.] I am born—I meet Richard
Kurt—Well, Minnie, here's the outline—I am born . . . I
meet Richard Kurt—now all I have to do is to fill in. . . .
[MINNIE, used to having
irrelevancies addressed to her, takes this program rather
stolidly.]
MINNIE—Was, Marion?
MARION—[Trying to get rid of her.] Fix something
light, will you, Minnie . . . I'm not going out.
MINNIE—Aber der Junge kommt!
MARION—What Junge?
MINNIE—Der
Junge dem sie.
. .
MARION—Oh, yes! The Junge I met on the boat. You'll have to
send him away. I can't go out tonight. From now on, Minnie,
no more frivolous engagements!
MINNIE—[Astonished.] Sic bleiben
ganzen abend zu Hause!
MARION—Yes, Minnie. I'm spending the evening alone with my
life . . . [She remembers KURT'S
words and repeats them as if, after all, they have made a
profound impression on her.] . . . get a good, straight,
clear-eyed look at it . . .
MINNIE—[Picks up the tea tray and bustling toward the
kitchen, promising delights.] Ein fleisch brühe und
pfannkuchen! . . . [MINNIE exits
door left.]
MARION—[Already brooding over her past.] I am born. .
. .
[Slowly the CURTAIN falls.]
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