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ACT
ONE
The action takes place in the living room of
"BINKIE" NIEBUHR'S
pleasant, modest cottage on the estate of
KINGDON SEARS
on Long Island. A door down right opens on a path to the
motor driveway. Between this door and the back wall there is
a fireplace. The back wall is almost entirely made up of
French windows opening out to the garden. Beyond the garden
we see a narrow reach of Long Island Sound and the woods
beyond. There is a door leading to the garden at the left of
the windows, and to the left of that again a staircase
leading to the upper rooms. A door left leads to the dining
room and
TOGO'S
domain. The time is a late spring afternoon in the very
recent past. As the curtain rises,
TOGO,
the Japanese servant, is discovered humming at his work. He
straightens magazines and fixes flowers.
CHARLES DOW HANLON
strolls in. He is white-haired, cherubic, mellow, spry—a
cross between Mr. Pym and Lloyd George.
CHARLIE—Hello, Togo.
TOGO—How do you do,
Misser Hanlon?
CHARLIE—Is Mr. Niebuhr
in?
TOGO—I believe he is
resting, Misser Hanlon.
CHARLIE—From what?
TOGO—Shall I see,
Misser Hanlon?
CHARLIE—[Faintly
sarcastic] Do you think he
might spare me a moment of his valuable time?
TOGO—I see, Misser
Hanlon.
CHARLIE—Thank
you, Togo. [As he is going up to call BINKIE the telephone
rings. He answers it, apologizing to CHARLIE.]
TOGO—Excuse, Misser
Hanlon.
CHARLIE—Go
ahead, Togo—
TOGO—[On the
telephone] Yes—Who shall I
say is calling, Ma'am? Mrs. Hackett—Daphne Hackett? Yes,
Ma'am—I see right away, Ma'am—Excuse please—[Leaves
receiver on the table and exits upstairs.]
CHARLIE—[Commenting
aloud] The world demands
Binkie. [He crosses left to BINKIE'S
desk and glances at an
open letter lying there. As he hears BINKIE come down the
stairs, he turns quickly. BINKIE NIEBUHR
is dark, rotund,
middle-aged, gentle-voiced. He is unhurried, placid,
imperturbable. No one recalls ever having seen BINKIE
surprised at anything; he has seen men at their cruelest and
at their most amiable; he is prepared at any moment to
witness either. At the moment he is prepared with the
surface of his mind for the chore of settling DAPHNE
HACKETT'S destiny.]
BINKIE—[To CHARLIE] Hello, hello.
CHARLIE—Your clientele is
on the telephone.
BINKIE—[On the phone] Yes, Daphne—How
are you, my dear?—No, no, my dear, Riga is out of the
question. Under no circumstances will I let you get your
divorce in Riga—It is protracted, costly and indecisive—No, no, dear, the same holds for Mexico, and I forbid
Mexico—What is your objection to Reno?—That, my dear
Daphne, need not worry you—I'll see that Daniello doesn't
sail without you—I'll keep him near you—I'll see that
Abe Kreuger invites him to a hunting party in Manitoba—I'm
aware that Abe doesn't like Daniello—Nevertheless he will
invite him. Think no more about it—Not at all—By the way,
Daphne—I hear you're having your Aiken place redone while
you're away—I wish you'd give the job to a young friend of
mine, Maurice Goldbeck—He is quite original, brilliant in
fact, and comparatively honest—that is to say, he will
cheat you only moderately—Yes, I know you'll be pleased
with him—All right, Daphne—Leave the Daniello thing to
me—Good-bye, my dear. [He hangs up. He puts in his
little book the Kreuger-Daniello memorandum] Excuse me,
Charlie.
CHARLIE—Take your time,
Binkie.
BINKIE—[On the phone
again] Hello—Davidson?
I want you to send a cable for me please. Ready? To Maurice Goldbeck, care of the Marchesa Strozzi, Villa Borghese,
Florence, Italy. Dear Maurice, Have a nice commission for
you to redecorate the Hackett place at Aiken stop sail as
soon as you finish with the dear Marchesa stop give her my
love and ask if she will allow poor Lucy Gardner to use the
Villa Borghese in October stop I vouch for Lucy stop embrace
you. Binkie. That's all, Davidson. Send it collect. [Hangs
up, makes entries in notebook.]
CHARLIE—Endless chain.
What will Lucy Gardner do for you, Binkie?
BINKIE—[Sits,
stamping letters] What would have
happened to you, Charlie, if Kingdom Sears hadn't endowed
you so you could go on writing?—That stopped you, didn't it?
Don't you regret Smiley? Don't you miss Smiley?
CHARLIE—Not at all. I
think how, had I continued, I should have surpassed myself,
luxuriated in new and lovely forms.
BINKIE—[A
look at CHARLIE] You were immortal
at 40. Once you get immortality, what more can you do?
CHARLIE—You can get it
twice, but then I'm not greedy. Oh, Binkie.
BINKIE—Yes, Charlie,
what can I do for you?
CHARLIE—I wondered how
long you were staying on here, that's all.
BINKIE—I'm not sure.
I've been here longer than I meant to. Abe Kreuger wants me
in North Carolina, Marie Levis keeps phoning from Newport—I
loathe Newport—and Laddy wants me here—The truth is—I'm
not the man I was, Charlie. I can't make the visits I used
to. It's too fatiguing.
CHARLIE—The truth is you
like it pretty well here.
BINKIE—Compared with
you, Charlie, I'm just a fly-by-night. Laddy's father
invited you down here for the week-end in 1913 and you
haven't been off the place since.
CHARLIE—I gather you're
not leaving soon then.
BINKIE—No. Why?
CHARLIE—My nephew is
coming today.
BINKIE—Is he?
CHARLIE—My only living
relative.
BINKIE—What's he like?
CHARLIE—I haven't seen
him since he was a little boy. He's been working for Ryder
Gerrard on his paper in Santa Fe. I believe he has what they
call promise. I thought I'd look him over.
BINKIE—[Turning] And you also
thought if I were leaving you'd put him in this cottage.
CHARLIE—I didn't think
you'd mind.
BINKIE—I know you regard
my presence here as superfluous, but unfortunately I'm not
leaving. Anyway, Charlie, your cottage is much bigger than
this one.
CHARLIE—I know, except
that I am a solitary, while you are gregarious.
BINKIE—My gregariousness
does not extend to young men with promise.
CHARLIE—No? Only to young
ladies with promise—like Miss Wilda Doran.
BINKIE—[Without
emphasis] Miss Doran is a
charming and talented young woman.
CHARLIE—You are trying, I
gather, to interest Laddy in a film venture to star Miss
Doran.
BINKIE—[Tranquilly] Experts like Leo
Traub think she has a future in pictures.
CHARLIE—Why do you lavish
Miss Doran's magnificent future on an amateur like Laddy?
BINKIE—He's tried
everything else. Hunting improbable animals in Africa,
creating unnecessary St. Moritzes in Wyoming. Why not a
film?
CHARLIE—I suspect,
Binkie, that as far as Miss Doran is concerned the film is
merely a means, not an end.
BINKIE—Charlie, what
have you got against Miss Doran, except that she's my
protégée?
CHARLIE—[With a
charming smile] It's almost
enough, Binkie.
BINKIE—Tell
me, Charlie. Why is it that as they grow older professional
humorists get more and more bitter? Look at Mark Twain. Why
is it, Charlie? Have you any theory to account for that? [WILDA
DORAN, very excited, comes into the room.
She is lovely, dark, young, what is evasively
called "exotic" in type. She is radiant, quivering with
impatience against all the impediments life has put in her
path—including this one that BINKIE should be engaged with
someone else when she is bursting to talk to him.]
WILDA—[Gulping her
disappointment] Binkie! Oh,
hello, Mr. Hanlon. Oh, Binkie, I've seen the test, Binkie,
and I haven't got money to pay the taxi—I came all the way
out from Astoria—I was too impatient to stop at the Big
House.
BINKIE—How much is it?
WILDA—$3.85.
BINKIE—$3.85 is a sum I
haven't got.
CHARLIE—Never mind. I'll
take care of him.
WILDA—Oh, no! You
mustn't let him, Binkie.
BINKIE—I don't believe
in frustrating people.
WILDA—I'll pay you
back, Mr. Hanlon.
CHARLIE—I haven't paid a
pretty girl's cab fare in years. It sets me up.
WILDA—Thank you, Mr.
Hanlon. [CHARLIE goes out, leaving the door open.
WILDA, the moment he is out of sight, runs after him, and
shuts the door to close out the world while she pours her
heart out to BINKIE.]
WILDA—Binkie!
BINKIE—Well?
WILDA—Binkie, let me
sit beside you—hold my hand—help me to contain myself, Binkie.
BINKIE—You act as if
you'd won the sweepstakes.
WILDA—It's a big day in
my life, Binkie—so many things are happening to me.
BINKIE—For instance?
WILDA—First the test,
and then Ryder.
BINKIE—Ryder?
WILDA—Yes. He
telephoned me.
BINKIE—From Santa Fe!
WILDA—No, he's here. He
flew in this morning. He wants to see me about something
important, he says. He's coming here to tell it to me.
BINKIE—What will it be,
do you gather?
WILDA—[Evading] Well, I don't
know—My instinct tells me that today, this day of all
days, I must keep clear—I must keep myself free. Today I
face my future. It's a little frightening. Think of
it—after all these years to be suddenly so crowded with
alternatives.
BINKIE—The seven lean
years—the seven fat years.
WILDA—It's unbearable, Binkie.
[She is too excited to sit still. She gets up abruptly.]
BINKIE—First of all,
tell me about the test. Laddy phoned me it was good.
WILDA—It was good but
it wasn't me. It was like watching somebody else—another
creature who didn't have my thoughts, my griefs, my doubts,
my ups and downs—just a cool creature wearing a pretty
frock and being agreeable—yet she was good—she was
effective. Leo insists I have the makings of a star. Do you
think I'm star-dust, Binkie?
BINKIE—A galaxy.
WILDA—Oh, they'll have
plenty to do with me. They want to re-do a few contours
here—shift a plane or two there—they'll straighten my
teeth and flatten my right ear—and with these little
adjustments they say I'll be wonderful.
BINKIE—[With a sigh] I hope I'll
recognize you when I see you.
WILDA—It seems too good
to happen to me. Do you think Laddy will really go through
with the picture?
BINKIE—Laddy is a
Napoleon of indecision, but I think I can assist him to make
up his mind.
WILDA—Will I be able to
get off the tight-rope I seem to have been on all my life?
BINKIE—Follow my lead
and you'll stroll through hanging gardens—with Laddy.
WILDA—With Laddy—
BINKIE—With Laddy—
WILDA—How do I know I
want that?
BINKIE—Take my word for
it—you do.
WILDA—Binkie—
BINKIE—Yes?
WILDA—I think Ryder's
coming here to ask me to marry him.
BINKIE—Do
you? [He
gets up casually and goes to the telephone.]
WILDA—Yes,
something tells me that—
BINKIE—[At phone] Hello, Davidson?
Is Mr. Laddy there? See if you can find him, will you? I'll
hold on—[To WILDA] I'll make up Laddy's mind about
the picture today.
WILDA—Laddy would suit
your book much better, wouldn't he?
BINKIE—Much.
[Into
phone] Yes, Davidson? As soon as you find him ask him to
come here, will you? I want to talk to him. [He hangs up,
hums, goes to his desk and looks through datebook.]
WILDA—Binkie!
BINKIE—[Not looking
around—still rummaging] Yes?
WILDA—Binkie, I must
make something clear—it's only fair to you.
BINKIE—[Still
absorbed in his date-book] What?
WILDA—You want Laddy to
make the picture so he'll—he'll get interested in me—I
want it for a different reason.
BINKIE—Have
any reason you like—
WILDA—To have some
little talent—some little capacity—some little ledge to
cling to no matter what happens in your personal
life—that's what I want.
BINKIE—[Sympathetically] A room of your
own, eh, Wilda?
WILDA—Yes, a room of my
own. Sitting there in that little dark room today, watching
myself on the screen, I saw my whole life—my disastrous
marriage with Crane—my relations with Ryder. And I saw that
I've always instinctively reflected what people wanted me to
be. That I myself have never been anything—not really.
That's why I want this chance, Binkie—so I can find out
what I really am—what I really might be—not for your
reasons—not for outside reasons—but for my own. Can you
understand that, Binkie?
BINKIE—All right. In my
gentle way I shall goad Laddy into making the picture.
WILDA—Dear Binkie.
You've been so kind to me. You've helped me out so often—
BINKIE—Mind you, I
expect to be paid back, and with interest.
WILDA—I'll pay you
back.
BINKIE—I used to borrow
money when your mother was in trouble and I've had to borrow
even oftener to help you. Costs are going up.
WILDA—Well anyway, Binkie, I feel new-born today—the past behind me—the
present alive with possibility. Watch over me, Binkie, keep
me steady till I get over my drunkenness. See that I keep
myself free.
BINKIE—Your danger is
recklessness.
WILDA—Not any more, Binkie.
BINKIE—You are too
emotional. You threw yourself away on Crane. If it hadn't
been for me you would have gone down to the gutter with him.
You must profit by that experience.
WILDA—I've learned my
lesson, Binkie. From now on, I'm going to be hard and casual
and calculating.
BINKIE—Excellent
resolutions. I hope you stick to them.
WILDA—I will, Binkie.
Every night before I go to bed—if I have time—I'll say:
"Dear Lord, please keep me hard and casual and calculating."
The maiden's prayer.
BINKIE—Amen.
[There
is a knock on the door.]
WILDA—Amen, darling.
BINKIE—Come
in. [The
door is pushed open and a young man, negligently dressed,
walks in. He is shy, almost precious in his manner.]
CHRIS—I beg your
pardon.
WILDA—Hello.
CHRIS—I was told at the
Big House on the hill I'd find my uncle here.
BINKIE—Are you Charlie
Hanlon's nephew?
CHRIS—Yes.
WILDA—Oh, I've heard of
you from Ryder.
CHRIS—Have you?
WILDA—Did you come East
with Ryder?
CHRIS—No.
WILDA—I'm Wilda Doran.
CHRIS—How do you do?
WILDA—I'm fine. How are
you? This is Binkie.
BINKIE—We've been
expecting you. Welcome. Your uncle's just been here telling
me about you.
CHRIS—I'd better try to
find him.
WILDA—You might as well
stay. He'll find out where you are. Won't you sit down?
Ryder's here, you know—flew in this morning.
CHRIS—I'd like to see
Ryder.
WILDA—You will. He'll
be here any minute. You work for Ryder, don't you? Aren't
you on his paper in Santa Fe?
CHRIS—Not for the past
month. The fact is—I've been finishing a novel.
BINKIE—Published yet?
CHRIS—No.
BINKIE—Oh, unpublished?
CHRIS—While I'm here
I'm going to look for a publisher.
BINKIE—Yes, I believe
that is the next step.
WILDA—Is your novel
good?
CHRIS—I think so.
WILDA—What's it about?
CHRIS—Share-croppers in
the South.
WILDA—Oh!
CHRIS—It's
about a strike—
BINKIE—Too bad.
CHRIS—[To WILDA] A strike that
failed.
WILDA—Sounds
depressing.
CHRIS—I suppose it is.
WILDA—Anything
that fails is depressing. [BINKIE takes up notebook.]
BINKIE—Young man, while
you're here I'm going to find you a publisher.
CHRIS—That's very kind
of you.
BINKIE—Mind you, the
poor bore me. But I know a publisher who specializes in
them. I shall arrange a luncheon for you.
CHRIS—Thank you very
much.
BINKIE—What's your name?
CHRIS—Dow Christophsen.
BINKIE—F or ph?
CHRIS—Ph.
WILDA—You're in Binkie's notebook. Your career's started. Same day as mine.
CHRIS—What did you
start?
WILDA—My career.
CHRIS—Really.
WILDA—I saw my first
film test today. It's a coincidence—an exciting
coincidence. Let's wish each other luck.
CHRIS—Good luck.
WILDA—[Shaking hands
with him on it] Good luck.
BINKIE—[Simmering
over notebook] Lunch—Sieber—Charlie's nephew—Nowadays there's a cult for the poor just
as in the Middle Ages there used to be a cult for the
insane.
WILDA—Binkie sounds
awfully snobbish. You mustn't mind him. May I read your
novel?
CHRIS—Thanks. I don't
think you'd be interested—really.
WILDA—How do you know I
wouldn't?
CHRIS—Just my instinct.
WILDA—Well, your
instinct might be wrong.
CHRIS—It seldom is.
WILDA—Well!
[She
looks at BINKIE.]
BINKIE—Serves you right, Wilda, for making an insincere offer.
WILDA—[Wanting
somehow to make her status clear to CHRIS] I'm just a guest
here. Laddy, Ryder's cousin, has been kind enough to invite
me here while I'm making these film tests. I'd like very
much to read your book. [ LADDY SEARS comes in. He is an
extremely engaging young man.]
LADDY—Oh, here you are, Binkie! Wilda! How are you? How is the potential Garbo?
Well, how did you look to yourself?
WILDA—Can't quite tell
you.
LADDY—Well, I can tell
you. I've come to talk to you about the picture, Binkie.
BINKIE—[Without
enthusiasm] Good.
LADDY—[To WILDA] Suppose we go for
a ride first?
WILDA—Sorry, Laddy, I
can't just now. I'm waiting for Ryder.
LADDY—Oh, is he back?
WILDA—Yes.
LADDY—That's swell.
BINKIE—[Introducing
CHRIS] That's Charlie
Hanlon's nephew—Dow Christophsen. Ryder's cousin, Laddy
Sears.
LADDY—Delighted to see
you.
CHRIS—How do you do?
LADDY—Do sit down.
Well, Binkie, her test looks great, no matter what she tells
you. Wait till you see her close-ups.
WILDA—Oh, those
close-ups! What an ordeal for a girl!
BINKIE—Dow Christophsen,
Dow! What do people call you? Dow?
CHRIS——No. Chris.
WILDA—Chris is a great
friend of Ryder's.
LADDY—Really?
WILDA—They work
together in New Mexico.
LADDY—Really? Ryder's
carved out quite a name for himself there, hasn't he? By way
of becoming a national figure, isn't he?
CHRIS——Yes, he is.
WILDA—Imagine his doing
it all by himself. You took a dip into politics once, didn't
you, Laddy?
LADDY—I did indeed.
BINKIE—And very tiresome
you were.
WILDA—Did you make
speeches, Laddy?
LADDY—I did my
damnedest! I ran for the Assembly with all my might.
WILDA—I bet the girls
voted for you.
LADDY—The girls I know
don't vote. I dropped everything else and ran. I scorned
delights.
BINKIE—You certainly
did!
LADDY—But I was
defeated—ignominiously defeated—and why? Because I was
rich—It completely slipped the minds of the dear
electorate that my money made it possible for me to be
disinterested. Ryder too. Exactly the same thing happened to
Ryder, but in New Mexico I daresay Ryder'll get away with
it. What courage Ryder has, what self-denial! What genius to
pick New Mexico! In Idaho, for instance, he'd have been up
against Mr. Borah, but who is Senator from New Mexico? [To
CHRIS] You know, the other day your
uncle was violently disapproving of Ryder. He called him a
traitor to his class. What nonsense! What class? Of course,
Ryder despises me because I gave up politics. Where would we
be, he keeps demanding, if our ancestors—[Explaining to CHRIS]
Ryder's grandfather and mine made their start together.
Where would we be, he keeps asking, if our grandparents
hadn't bribed aldermen to get municipal franchises? I can't
answer that question—I don't know where we should be. And
yet I can't really find it in my heart to blame the old
fellows. What can you do with aldermen except bribe them? If
you didn't bribe them, they'd be hurt. [He turns to
WILDA suddenly] You know, Wilda,
you are really radiantly lovely. [To CHRIS] Is this the first time
you've met Wilda?
CHRIS—It is, yes.
LADDY—Don't you think
she is lovely?
CHRIS—Yes.
LADDY—I hope
passionately, Wilda dear, that if I should do a film, you'll
be a radiant success.
WILDA—So, passionately,
do I.
LADDY—If I do, and the
film is a success, I warn you, Wilda, I shall exercise my
rights—producer's prerogative—or so I hear. If it weren't
that I am excruciatingly scrupulous I should attempt to
undermine Ryder. I love you very much, Wilda. [He kisses
her] How can I get over my scruples, Binkie?
BINKIE—[Without
looking around] With practice.
LADDY—I say, Binkie, I
wish you'd go up to the Big House and see Dad. He's had his
doctor and he's low. You'd better cheer him up. Tell him
some of your stories about your boyhood in Lithuania. What
was the name of your home town?
BINKIE—Chupolpik.
LADDY—oh, yes, of
course, Chupolpik. I love that town. Tell him that story
about the general and the rosettes. He's my favorite
general. General Laslas—You remember the one.
BINKIE—Laslas
Baravetchikoff—Olav Hasholum. Only the other day I read
about poor Baravetchikoff in the papers. He was executed by
the G.P.U.
LADDY—Not really!
BINKIE—I'm
afraid so. [The
phone rings.]
LADDY—How could they
bear to execute such a sweet fellow?
BINKIE—[Answering
phone] They cried a little, but they exercised will
power. [Into phone]
Yes, oh, hello, Charlie, yes—your delightful nephew is
here. Certainly, I'll send him up right away. Wiedersehn. [Hangs
up] Your uncle—he demands you. He's at his cottage.
CHRIS—Well, if you'll
excuse me—I'll just—Which way is it?
LADDY—His cottage is
down by the water, but it's a bit of a walk. If you'll just
wait a minute, I'll run you down in my flivver.
CHRIS—That's very nice
of you.
WILDA—[Getting the
high sign from BINKIE—rises] I'll take him.
May I drive him over?
LADDY—Certainly.
WILDA—Thanks.
CHRIS—Sorry to be so
much trouble.
LADDY—Not at all. Hope
we shall see something of you.
CHRIS—Thank
you. [He
nods to them awkwardly.]
WILDA—If Ryder turns
up, tell him I'll be right back. So long, Laddy!
LADDY—Good-bye,
Beautiful! [WILDA and CHRIS go out. LADDY
looks after WILDA] There's a curious girl for Ryder to
be in love with.
BINKIE—Why?
LADDY—I don't know.
Sometimes, Binkie, I think you are in love with Wilda
yourself.
BINKIE—Nonsense!
LADDY—Why?
BINKIE—I'm too busy with
my friends' love affairs—too busy straightening out their
disasters.
LADDY—You take such an
extraordinary interest in her!
BINKIE—[Indicating
pictures on mantel] Oh, no more than
I take in Daphne Hackett or Sarah Cowdin or Tamara
Wilkes—or you. Poor dear Tamara—I had to have her husband
deported. Besides you are inaccurate by a generation. It was Wilda's mother I was in love with—She was one of the most
exquisite creatures I never had an affair with, but she too
was impractical.
LADDY—Did you know her
father?
BINKIE—Yes. He wrote me
when he was dying. I went to see him. To support him, Wilda
was dancing in a cheap night club in Chicago. He said it was
on his conscience that he was dying at her expense because
he was not her father at all.
LADDY—[Surprised] Really.
BINKIE—He asked me to
get her real father to help Wilda. He was a famous man,
distinguished, rich—but absent-minded. He refused to do
anything for Wilda. Said he didn't believe in private
charity. He died soon afterward, leaving his vast fortune to
a university.
LADDY—If I guess who it
was will you tell me?
BINKIE—No, I won't.
LADDY—You know, Binkie,
sometimes I don't know just how much of your stories to
believe.
BINKIE—It's optional.
Now, Laddy, about the film. Wilda's test looks so good that
she may take a whirl in Hollywood unless you decide to go
ahead yourself.
LADDY—Oh, Wilda's all
right, but what about the story?
BINKIE—Oh, the story's
all right. I had an idea for one. I wrote it out and gave it
to Traub. [Into phone] Hello, Davidson, get me Leo Traub
at the Waldorf. [Hangs up] You know, Traub's a
wonder—practically everything he touches turns into a
success. It's always the same story of course. I was careful
not to vary the formula. I gave him carte blanche—told him
he could do anything he liked with it. [The phone rings]
Hello, Leo—this is Binkie—Well, how do you like it?
Good—Why, yes, he happens to be right here talking to
me—I'll let you speak to him. Leo wants to talk to you. [Hands
phone to LADDY.]
LADDY—[Into phone] Yes, Leo. Oh, you
think so, do you—Um huh—Yes—Yees—Well, I can't quite
make up my mind. I was just going to talk to Binkie about it
now. [Hands phone back to BINKIE.]
BINKIE—[Into
phone—whispers] Hold the wire, Leo—[He puts instrument down on the table and again
turns his attention to LADDY.]
LADDY—Leo thinks Wilda's marvelous. Would be fun, wouldn't it, to discover a
new star—sort of get a jump on the multitude? I've got a
hunch about Wilda.
BINKIE—[Shrewdly] So has Ryder.
LADDY—Ryder despises
me. Amiable drifter—Why shouldn't I do something, Binkie,
on my own?
BINKIE—Why don't you?
LADDY—I've been
thinking of organizing an expedition to South America to
discover the sources of the Orinoco.
BINKIE—They'll wait. Why
don't you discover Wilda Doran instead?
LADDY—It's quite a
commitment.
BINKIE—Career, not only
for Wilda, but for you too, Laddy.
LADDY—Come to think of
it, might be fun.
BINKIE—It should be lots
of fun.
LADDY—All right, I'll
go ahead with it. Call up Leo and tell him.
BINKIE—[Returning to
phone] I don't have to.
I forgot to hang up. Hello, Leo. Laddy's been talking to me.
It's set. He's going ahead—better come out. Six o'clock is
perfect. Bring them along with you. All right—all right. Wiedersehn.
[He hangs up] Film Producer.
LADDY—I feel very
excited.
BINKIE—[Shakes hands
with him on it] Good luck!
LADDY—I say, Binkie—
BINKIE—What?
LADDY—What if Ryder
tries to influence Wilda against it?
BINKIE—I hardly think he
will. After all, Ryder's career will keep him in New Mexico. Wilda's
career will, I hope, keep her elsewhere. [A pause.]
LADDY—Oh, by the way, Binkie, this painter fellow—this Crane—that Wilda was
married to—does she ever see him?
BINKIE—Oh, no, that's
over.
LADDY—What's he doing
now?
BINKIE—Starving in the
gutter. Wallowing in some private hell he's marked out for
himself. Ruthless egotist—Crane. But not without genius. If
there's anything worse to live with than a genius, it's a
man with a touch of genius.
LADDY—How did Ryder
ever come into that picture?
BINKIE—I introduced him
to Wilda when she'd touched bottom. He restored her morale.
He made her feel there was something in herself worth
salvaging. And now she's abrim with gratitude to him. But do
you know, Laddy, I think she finds you very attractive.
LADDY—Really?
BINKIE—I do.
LADDY—I'm keen on her,
you know that—only on account of Ryder—I'd be very excited
if I thought that Wilda really liked me. [RYDER GERRARD comes
in. He is between thirty-five and forty, a transplanted
scholar who has shaken off the study for the forum; he has
acquired the manner of heartiness with people, a recluse who
has had to learn gregariousness. Antagonism strikes from him
a zestful assurance; only when he is alone or with a very
close intimate does he permit himself to be shadowed with
the pale cast of misgiving.]
RYDER—[Shakes
hands breezily] Hello, Laddy—
LADDY—Well! Hello,
Ryder!
RYDER—How are you,
Binkie?
BINKIE—Hello.
LADDY—I'm
delighted—Dad will be delighted. How is the prodigy out of
the West?
RYDER—You're sure you
don't mean prodigal? I'm fine! How are you, Binkie?
BINKIE—[Shakes
hands] Welcome home,
Ryder.
RYDER—Home? What home?
Home's New Mexico. Home's Santa Fe. Could no more live here
now than I could live in—Versailles. Where's Wilda? I just
came from the Big House—she's not there.
BINKIE—She'll be right
back.
RYDER—Fine. Good old
Binkie! What's new?
BINKIE—[Literally] The Bryans are
divorced.
RYDER—[He
winks appreciatively at LADDY] Good. And who's
getting married?
BINKIE—The Bryans.
RYDER—Oh, Binkie,
Binkie! You're marvelous! What a symbol—spectrum of
society—[To LADDY] of your society, Laddy.
LADDY—Don't blame it on
me. It's yours too. Or maybe it's true What's rumored—that
you're a traitor to your class.
RYDER—Who paid me that
compliment?
LADDY—[Sits on sofa] Charlie Hanlon.
RYDER—He would! By the
way—has his nephew Chris arrived?
LADDY—Yes. Wilda just
took him to see Charlie.
RYDER—How is Wilda?
LADDY—Blooming.
RYDER—Good.
LADDY—He seems a very
nice feller, this Chris.
RYDER—You're wrong
about that—that's not how I'd describe Chris.
LADDY—Thought he was a
buddy of yours.
RYDER—He is. I like
him. But he's not by your standards a nice feller. He's hard
as nails.
LADDY—[Surprised] Really?
RYDER—Wait till you
read his novel.
BINKIE—You'll wait a
long time before I read it.
LADDY—Is it good?
RYDER—Devastating. Best
novel on a strike I've ever read. Gives it to you. All of
it. The whole thing. The whole class struggle.
LADDY—I must say he
doesn't look it. Looks as if butter wouldn't melt in his
mouth.
RYDER—Don't be deceived
by Chris. He looks like a dandelion stem, but he's a steel
whip inside.
LADDY—Hear you're going
to be a Senator.
RYDER—[Smiling] If my cash holds
out. I'm having the time of my life, children. And that,
Laddy, is where you come in.
LADDY—Do I come in?
RYDER—I've got
something to tell you—I am about to be appointed by a
Republican Governor to succeed a Democratic Senator. I
helped the Governor get elected and he's coming along in
fine style but he's scared to death of me. I own a paper in
Santa Fe and a Spanish weekly. I've got the Democrats
guessing too; they're all afraid that after the regular
election, I'll become an independent—and vote according to
my own ideas—which I certainly will. In short, my friends,
I am a novelty, an anomaly, a power.
LADDY—I envy you,
Ryder, a whole state to yourself, a whole state to practice
in.
RYDER—Don't envy me.
Imitate me. Come out with me. Help me run my campaign. Tell
you what I want to do. I want to divorce conservatism from
reaction—to give back the term its proper meaning. We must
be ready when the time comes to substitute policy for
makeshift. Look at the British conservatives—they're far
ahead of the most relaxed New Dealers—more emancipated and
more precise. Above all we must make it clear that the
people of our class are not remote from the conditions of
human suffering.
BINKIE—Remote from them?
They're on the verge of them!
RYDER—[Keeping after
LADDY] I want you,
Laddy. I need you. I want your charm, your personality, your
good-will and your money.
BINKIE—Oh!
LADDY—Love to give 'em
to you, Ryder, but unfortunately at the moment I'm tied up
with a little venture of my own.
RYDER—Are you?
LADDY—I've just decided
to start a film company.
RYDER—What for?
LADDY—What are you
going into politics for? To have a career. A poor thing but
mine own.
RYDER—[Humorously] Going to put
Hollywood out of business?
LADDY—[With humorous
deprecation] I'm going to
raise the tone!
RYDER—What are you
going to make?
LADDY—Story's being
written by Leo Traub.
BINKIE—Based on a little
idea of mine.
RYDER—I thought you
were going to raise the tone!
LADDY—Not at first. I
don't want to be considered highbrow.
RYDER—For pity's sake,
Laddy, don't become a dilettante on the fringes of the arts.
BINKIE—What about a
dilettante on the fringes of politics?
RYDER—[This nettles
him] That's where
you're wrong. I know more about New Mexico than any man in
the state—than any man in America. I can speak their
languages—all 57 varieties of them. I've been into their
homes and into their budgets. I know how they live and how
they fail to live. I mean to do something about that
failure.
BINKIE—Hear! Hear!
RYDER—Incidentally, I'm
having the time of my life. The real America. The crucible
of democracy. I say, what the devil is holding up Wilda?
BINKIE—As far as I can
see, you are only exchanging one feudal system for another.
I much prefer this one. Will you forgive me, my dear boy, if
I confess to you that I don't find Indians stimulating? They
never say anything. I hate people who never say anything.
RYDER—[Pleasantly]
Matter of taste, Binkie. I prefer their silence to your Long Island gossip.
LADDY—Now, Binkie, you
know everything—Tell me something, will you? Why is it
that Ryder and I, who have precisely the same background and
the same education—what is it that makes Ryder a malcontent
and me contented—well—fairly contented? What makes that
difference, Binkie?
BINKIE—[This is the
sort of question he loves to answer] The anatomy of
rebellion among those who have everything would make a
fascinating study. The most penetrating rebels are
aristocrats to whom society has given everything or
intellectuals to whom the accident of their endowment has
given everything. To appreciate the blessings of a
capitalist civilization requires an upstart like me.
RYDER—Binkie, there's
no one like you!
LADDY—[Who is
seriously inquisitive] No, I want to
know. Please, Binkie.
BINKIE—These phenomena
are strange. But then so many things in life are strange.
There are fanatics who will starve and flagellate themselves
to produce unpleasant visions, there are itchy eccentrics
who will brave equatorial snows to get a passing glimpse of
uninhabitable icy vistas, inquirers whose curiosity is so
imperious that it urges them to crisp off their hands and
mutilate their bodies with rays and acids, saints who will
go to the stake rather than pronounce a meaningless word in
two syllables instead of one. There are even people like
Ryder who are under the illusion that bribing Spaniards in
New Mexico is more exalted than bribing saloon-keepers in
New York. It may be cheaper but really—is it loftier? As I
say, these phenomena are strange.
RYDER—How
characteristic! How marvelously characteristic! I cling to
you, Binkie. I cherish you, Binkie.
BINKIE—Quite right!
RYDER—Exhibit A of
disintegration. Really, Binkie, you sustain me in my
conviction that we have to make a new start—all of us. You
are personally so endearing and morally so contemptible.
LADDY—[Protesting] Oh, now, Ryder—!
RYDER—No, he is your
creation, Laddy. You are responsible.
LADDY—Thank you very
much!
RYDER—You support him
in his miserable parasitic self-indulgence to divert you
from the horrors on the surface of which you live. The
spirit of man causes him to brave fires and snows for the
divine impulse to truth that burns in him; he sees the
banners of his faith fly in a strong wind while his body is
consumed at the stake; he watches his own entrails writhe in
agony in the conviction that one day he will master death,
but to Binkie all this is an eccentricity! To him and to the
society he represents this immolation is an eccentricity, a
lapse in style.
BINKIE—[Imperturbable]
I was in New Mexico once—the food was barbarous.
RYDER—Come out, Binkie.
I'll see you're well fed. Not as well as Laddy of course,
but it'll do you good to see how the other half lives.
BINKIE—Having
lived that way the most part of my life, I haven't the least
curiosity about it. No, thank you, Ryder. No, no, no. [WILDA comes
back—closes door. She runs eagerly to RYDER. They
embrace.]
WILDA—Darling!
You look marvelous! [To the others] Doesn't he? Bronze God.
LADDY—Bronze Senator!
RYDER—Wait till I'm
dead.
WILDA—Why didn't you
let me know sooner you were coming? I'd have met you at the
airport.
RYDER—Decided
suddenly—
LADDY—Cosmic urge—?
RYDER—No.
Earthly. [Looks
at WILDA] Well—a mixture. [He takes her hand,
squeezes it.]
WILDA—[Smiles at him]
Darling! I can't get over how well you're looking.
RYDER—You get that
bronzed look talking politics in pool-rooms in Santa Fe! I'm
flying to Washington tonight, Wilda, Santa Fe the day after.
Want you to come with me.
WILDA—Oh!
[She
shoots a glance at BINKIE.]
BINKIE—[Dashing cold
water on this idyl] You are just in time, Ryder, to
congratulate Wilda. Laddy is going ahead with the film.
Wilda's playing the lead.
WILDA—[Overcome] Binkie.
LADDY—Hope you won't
mind, Ryder.
WILDA—Are you really
going ahead with it? Laddy—!
LADDY—Yes, I am.
WILDA—I can't
believe it.
LADDY—It's true.
WILDA—I'm
scared—
LADDY—Nothing to be
scared about. We're all behind you. Know you'll be good.
RYDER—You don't mean to
tell me this film you've been talking about is for Wilda?
LADDY—Yes.
BINKIE—She's made a test
and she's marvelous. She is photogenique.
RYDER—She's what? Good
God! Not really!
WILDA—Yes.
RYDER—This is your
work, Binkie. I had other plans for Wilda.
BINKIE—Let me assure
you, my dear Ryder, if she wants to, she can go with you and
entertain Indians. We don't know yet how my story will pan
out.
RYDER—Pending that
momentous revelation, do you mind very much letting me talk
to Wilda alone?
LADDY—Come on, Binkie.
Do you suppose we'll ever see Wilda again?
BINKIE—I never
prophesy.
LADDY—Stay for
dinner, Ryder?
RYDER—Sorry—have to be
in Washington tonight.
LADDY—Too
bad. [He
goes out.]
WILDA—Tonight—that's
awful—can't you stay on for a bit?
RYDER—Impossible.
BINKIE—[Going
to stairs] Remember, Wilda,
Traub's coming out at six to talk story. He's bringing some
Hollywood people with him. Don't get absent-minded and go to
New Mexico. [He goes up the stairs to his bedroom.]
RYDER—[Takes
her hands] Darling, what's
all this? Film test—story written for you. What's all this?
WILDA—Well, it
seems like a chance, Ryder!
RYDER—For what?
WILDA—Career.
RYDER—I didn't
know you were ambitious!
WILDA—Neither did I!
I
can't believe it—even yet. Career on my own.
RYDER—I don't know—it
sort of conflicts with mine.
WILDA—Does it?
How?
RYDER—Wilda!
WILDA—Yes?
RYDER—How are
you, darling?
WILDA—Happy
to see you—I wish you weren't running away again—
RYDER—[Sits on
sofa] Let's have a look at you. [They kiss.]
WILDA—Well?
RYDER—Don't blame them
for wanting to film you—but I saw you first. God, how I've
missed you.
WILDA—It's
bewildering—you and the picture coming at once—I've got to
sort myself out.
RYDER—I'll help
you—now about this film career—good God, you can't take it
seriously.
WILDA—I must take
it seriously.
RYDER—Why?
WILDA—Because it isn't
just a—well, vanity—it means more than that. [A moment's
pause.]
RYDER—Wilda!
WILDA—Yes, Ryder.
RYDER—Do you know why I
rushed here today? [A moment's pause.]
WILDA—I can guess.
RYDER—Can you, can you?
I want you to marry me, Wilda.
WILDA—Ryder!
RYDER—I found myself
missing you, Wilda—your face—your voice—I found myself
missing you. This is no good—rushing back and forth between
here and New Mexico to catch a glimpse of you.
WILDA—[Puts hand on
his] Oh. Ryder!
RYDER—I am set now—my
career is started—I am going seriously into politics.
Political hostess—won't you like that?
WILDA—I don't know. Am
I up to it?
RYDER—It'll be great
fun for both of us, Wilda. Share it with me. I feel such a
sudden poignant need of you—I want you.
WILDA—Only—coming
just now—just as—
RYDER—Just as what?
WILDA—This
chance—
RYDER—But surely,
Wilda—
WILDA—It's
important to me, Ryder—
RYDER—Tinsel
wings—gilt harps—papier-mâché clouds—not good enough, Wilda—
WILDA—Still
for me—it might be, mightn't it—I might be—
RYDER—I thought you
loved me.
WILDA—I do.
RYDER—I'm unconvinced
suddenly.
WILDA—Why?
RYDER—What is it,
Wilda—what's made you change your mind about me?
WILDA—[Struggling] Let's talk—let's
talk quietly.
RYDER—Come
to Washington with me tonight. We'll get married there
tomorrow. Thursday we'll have breakfast in Santa Fe in the
wonderful crisp sunshine of my patio. We'll sit there and
receive the local dignitaries. Ten-gallon hats, cow-hide
vests with the hair still on, silver spurs—all the tourist
atmosphere. [Kiss.]
WILDA—Couldn't you be a
Senator from New York—or New Jersey?
RYDER—No, no. I tried
it. The machines are too well oiled. No, I couldn't.
WILDA—Wish you'd try
again.
RYDER—You won't come
then?
WILDA—But
marriage just as I—
RYDER—But, Wilda—I
don't understand you. When I first talked to you about New
Mexico you were as excited as I was. Your absorption was so
genuine—seemingly so complete—you gave me intimations always
of such understanding. Now I find you suddenly as if I'd
never spoken to you at all about these things, as if I'd
never—revealed myself to you—with such a wonderful warm
sense you gave me of being—well—appreciated. I find you
remote. I find you superficial. I find you casual. I find
you wrapped up in a hypothetical film career. Of all things,
a film career! [A pause. She faces it, decides to tell
him the truth.]
WILDA—Had you asked me
an hour earlier, I might have said yes to you. And for mixed
reasons—not good enough for you—you deserve the clearest.
RYDER—But
why—suddenly?
WILDA—Darling, I may
never be so honest with you again. My foothold is risky and
if I lose it, I'll cling to you like a leech. Fly—fly while
you can.
RYDER—I won't. I won't
accept this valuation you put upon yourself. I think more of
you than that. I must justify my interest.
WILDA—There's no one
like you, Ryder. The truth is—I'm not up to you.
RYDER—[Laughing] Well, it is an
almost impossible standard—but I think you can make it.
WILDA—I'm not sure.
RYDER—No, Wilda, you're
honest, you're all right. I can't believe you'll be
satisfied acting in movies composed by Leo Traub.
WILDA—[Tucking her
feet under her] It isn't
that—that I take myself seriously, or Traub. There's more
behind it than that. It's more than just a film career.
RYDER—What then?
WILDA—I want my own
chance—to find out—what I want. I've been pushed about so.
RYDER—By me?
WILDA—By life. By
Crane. By being in love with Crane. And, yes—by you.
RYDER—[Studying her] By me?
WILDA—You were there
and wonderful and I couldn't help loving you.
RYDER—I was not a
choice—I was an—alternative?
WILDA—Do I hurt you?
RYDER—[Quietly] Yes.
WILDA—[Pained] Ryder!
RYDER—But go on.
WILDA—Never in my life
have I been able to decide for myself. This may give me
a chance, Ryder.
RYDER—Of course,
darling. Take it.
WILDA—Ryder!
RYDER—I understand
perfectly.
WILDA—Darling—do you?
RYDER—Of course.
WILDA—Will you wait?
RYDER—Yes. I'll wait.
I'll wait until this film of yours is finished. By that time
you'll be sick of this career—you'll come to me—of your own
free will.
WILDA—[Throws her arms
around him and kisses him] Oh, Ryder, I love you!
RYDER—[Embrace] You exaggerate,
Wilda, but it's very pleasant. Come into town with me
now—we'll have dinner and you can take me to the airport.
WILDA—Oh, dear! I wish
I could!
RYDER—Why can't you?
WILDA—Didn't you hear?
Leo Traub's coming out here.
RYDER—To hell with
Traub—let Binkie talk to him. Let Laddy talk to him.
WILDA—But
it's the first conference! I wonder—
RYDER—You're going to
act the damn thing—do you have to write it too? I want to
talk to you, Wilda. I've got lots to say to you—lots of
funny things I've been saving to tell you.
WILDA—All right, I'll
cut the conference and go in with you.
RYDER—Fine!
[As they start out, CHRIS
comes back.]
CHRIS—I
forgot my—
RYDER—Oh, Chris! How
are you?
CHRIS—Fine!
How are you, Ryder? [They shake hands.]
WILDA—Did you see your
uncle?
CHRIS—I did. I saw him.
He must have been alive once.
WILDA—What did he say?
CHRIS—He cross-examined
me. I was sweet as pie. So was he. Asked to read my book.
Asked me to stay on here.
RYDER—Probably wants to
keep you under observation.
WILDA—Are you going to
stay?
CHRIS—Hadn't thought.
RYDER—Well, Chris, have
you finished your revisions on the novel?
CHRIS—All finished.
RYDER—Pleased with
them?
CHRIS—Pretty well.
RYDER—Well, then,
there's nothing to prevent your coming back with me.
CHRIS—Sorry, I can't.
RYDER—What?
CHRIS—I'm through.
RYDER—Through? Things
are getting hot in New Mexico.
CHRIS—Not hot enough
for me.
RYDER—Oh, sorry, I'll
miss you—you could be very useful to me.
CHRIS—Not from my point
of view.
WILDA—[Calling
upstairs] Binkie!
RYDER—I hate to see you
going all haywire like this, Chris. Come out and assist me
with the Democratic process.
CHRIS—It's not a
process at all—it's a series of casualties.
RYDER—Why not help me
reduce them?
CHRIS—No use when I
don't believe in what you're doing.
RYDER—[To WILDA] You gather we
disagree slightly.
CHRIS—We disagree
fundamentally.
RYDER—[To
CHRIS] Well, we'll see
what you collectivist boys accomplish.
WILDA—[Calls
upstairs again] Binkie!
RYDER—Well, Chris, I
can't—with any sincerity—wish you luck—politically
speaking. Let me know what happens to your novel, will you?
CHRIS—I
will. Sure. [WILDA and RYDER
are about to leave. BINKIE comes in.]
RYDER—Come along,
Wilda.
WILDA—Just a
moment—I'll have to tell Binkie.
BINKIE—Wilda!
WILDA—[Standing
with her arm through RYDER'S] Oh, Binkie. I'm
going into town to dine with Ryder. Explain to Laddy and
Leo, will you?
BINKIE—You can't do
that, Wilda. You can't let Laddy down—and you can't let Leo
down.
WILDA—But it's my only
chance to see Ryder.
BINKIE—I'm afraid that
won't mean much to Leo. He is not sentimental—except in his
pictures.
RYDER—Can't you hold
the fort for one night, Binkie?
BINKIE—[To RYDER as
one reasonable man to another] Well, either
she's going into this, or she isn't. Wilda, you've got to
make up your mind.
RYDER—[Losing his
temper a bit] If dining with me
will ruin her career, it can't be very secure.
BINKIE—[Equably] It isn't.
WILDA—I'll risk it.
Please, Binkie, can't you—
BINKIE—I won't take the
responsibility, Wilda. Will you?
WILDA—What shall I do?
Ryder, what can I do?
RYDER—Well, obviously a
career has greater responsibilities than—Well, I said I'd
wait. I'll start right now. You'd better stay.
WILDA—I feel terribly.
RYDER—Never
mind, dear. Come on—see me to the car. [WILDA and RYDER go
out.]
BINKIE—[To CHRIS] Well, young man,
I'm going to phone my friend Sieber the publisher and
arrange a luncheon for you.
CHRIS—Thank you very
much.
BINKIE—[Sits at desk] Now, will
Wednesday suit you?
CHRIS—I have no
engagements.
BINKIE—After luncheon,
you can go to Sieber's office and talk about share-croppers.
It will be easier after a good lunch at the Colony.
CHRIS—What's the
Colony?
BINKIE—Good
God! [WILDA
re-enters] Wilda, I suppose you realize why I made
you stay. Laddy mustn't get the impression you are not
serious.
WILDA—[Sits on sofa] I feel low
suddenly. Chris, do you ride?
CHRIS—No.
WILDA—But you are a
Westerner. Don't all Westerners ride?
CHRIS—Not in my set.
WILDA—As a matter of
fact, they don't in mine either, but I've picked it up.
Beautiful horses on the place, Chris. You'd better get a
groom and learn.
BINKIE—When I was in
Montana thirty years ago with Ellerman, the Copper King, I
got on a horse. I have a photograph of myself in chaps.
WILDA—I'd give anything
for that photograph. I have an idea. Why don't you teach
Chris to ride?
CHRIS—I don't think
I'll be here long enough to study.
WILDA—No? Don't you
like it here?
CHRIS—I'm afraid it's a
little too elaborate for me. I don't think I'll ever get
used to it.
WILDA—You'd be
surprised, Chris. I did.
CHRIS—I'm
afraid I haven't any talent for it. [A moment's pause] Will
you excuse me? I have to read my manuscript—to my uncle. [CHRIS goes out. WILDA looks after him.]
BINKIE—A curious boy. He
makes you feel he's examining you under a microscope.
Strange fellow.
WILDA—[Thoughtfully]
In an odd way—
BINKIE—What?
WILDA—He reminds me of
Crane.
BINKIE—[Brushing
aside her preoccupation and getting back to serious matters] I am afraid I
must admonish you, Wilda.
WILDA—Why?
BINKIE—For your conduct
just now with Ryder.
WILDA—Conduct, Binkie?
BINKIE—Out of your
impulse to be gracious to Ryder you almost made a bad
misstep. You might have upset my whole plan for the picture.
WILDA—Oh, sorry!
BINKIE—I thought you
were going to be hard and casual and calculating.
WILDA—So I was—just
for the moment, Binkie, it slipped my mind. [On
BINKIE'S gesture of helpless resignation—
The curtain falls.
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